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lumberjim · 08-10-2015, 04:24 PM

Why don't we switch to a system where you get a card with a 21 digit ID coded in bar code, QG code, Chip or whatever... and it has your standard info that those companies all want. Email, phone, name, zipcode.

And instead of the store giving you their unique card, you give them yours and they sign up for YOU?

Is that already out there?

Gravdigr · 08-11-2015, 02:30 PM

Oooooooh...

xoxoxoBruce · 08-11-2015, 03:39 PM

Nope, I'm very selective giving out information to businesses. You need my phone number AND email address? Would you like my mother's maiden/middle name, high school mascot, and first pet's name, too? I don't think so.

lumberjim · 08-11-2015, 04:58 PM

THEN you choose to NOT let them sign up for xoxobruce. and you get no discount. your choice entirely.

Gravdigr · 08-11-2015, 05:24 PM

I remember asking RadioShack why they needed my phone number to sell me a battery, in person, for cash.

Beest · 08-12-2015, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

2 hours?!?!?! JFC! That's an awful lot of money just to get out of washing dishes. I've never used a dish washer. The longest I've ever spent doing the dishes was two sinkfulls after a dinner party. Took ~40 minutes.

It only takes 15 minute of your time to wash dishes in a dishwasher.

I also have a single friend who doesn't bother with his as it's easier to wash and dry by hand.
As a family we have to run the dishwasher 10 times a week to even vaguely keep up. it would be at least an hour a day, every day for someone to keep up.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-12-2015, 10:46 AM

With the schedule of public appearances your tribe maintains, I'm surprised anybody is home enough to dirty that many dishes.

Clodfobble · 08-12-2015, 12:12 PM

Yep. I cook a lot, have between 4 and 6 household members depending on what week it is, and almost always have to run my dishwasher twice a day.

Gravdigr · 08-12-2015, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Beest

It only takes 15 minute of your time to wash dishes in a dishwasher.

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Originally Posted by Beest

The wash cycle takes a lot longer, 2 1/2 hours as opposed to 1 1/2 on the old machine...

Well, which is it? Does it take 2+ hours, or fifteen minutes?

I'm confused.

No, really.

Gravdigr · 08-12-2015, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

With the schedule of public appearances your tribe maintains, I'm surprised anybody is home enough to dirty that many dishes.

I was thinking almost the same thing.

Happy Monkey · 08-12-2015, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Well, which is it? Does it take 2+ hours, or fifteen minutes?

I'm confused.

No, really.

"Your time". Loading and unloading, presumably.

monster · 08-12-2015, 04:01 PM

yup the magical wishdosh even does the work quietly while you sleep, and makes sure the pipes are full of nice hot water for your shower in the morning if you time it right.... Our tribe often eat in the car, but the dishes always make it home. 5-6 meals a day and plenty of drinks of milk and tea for 5 plus "snacks" for three athletes dirty a fuck on of pots and pans.

it · 08-12-2015, 05:06 PM

I have a robot that cleans the floor, I have a robot that scrubs it, why can't I have a robot that picks up furniture so that it can get to the tough spots underneath it? Like a really flat roomba with a piston smart enough to find the center of mass and lift from there? or a group of toy sized forklift working together? IDK...

edit: OK so I don't actually have them, but we have them, as a species.

08-10-2015, 04:24 PM	#16
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	You know those shopper club card keychain tabs? Why don't we switch to a system where you get a card with a 21 digit ID coded in bar code, QG code, Chip or whatever... and it has your standard info that those companies all want. Email, phone, name, zipcode. And instead of the store giving you their unique card, you give them yours and they sign up for YOU? Is that already out there? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-11-2015, 02:30 PM	#17
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Oooooooh... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-11-2015, 03:39 PM	#18
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Nope, I'm very selective giving out information to businesses. You need my phone number AND email address? Would you like my mother's maiden/middle name, high school mascot, and first pet's name, too? I don't think so. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-11-2015, 04:58 PM	#19
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	THEN you choose to NOT let them sign up for xoxobruce. and you get no discount. your choice entirely. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-11-2015, 05:24 PM	#20
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I remember asking RadioShack why they needed my phone number to sell me a battery, in person, for cash. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-12-2015, 10:46 AM	#22
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	With the schedule of public appearances your tribe maintains, I'm surprised anybody is home enough to dirty that many dishes. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-12-2015, 12:12 PM	#23
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Yep. I cook a lot, have between 4 and 6 household members depending on what week it is, and almost always have to run my dishwasher twice a day. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

08-12-2015, 04:01 PM	#27
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	yup the magical wishdosh even does the work quietly while you sleep, and makes sure the pipes are full of nice hot water for your shower in the morning if you time it right.... Our tribe often eat in the car, but the dishes always make it home. 5-6 meals a day and plenty of drinks of milk and tea for 5 plus "snacks" for three athletes dirty a fuck on of pots and pans. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

08-12-2015, 05:06 PM	#28
it Banned Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 772	I have a robot that cleans the floor, I have a robot that scrubs it, why can't I have a robot that picks up furniture so that it can get to the tough spots underneath it? Like a really flat roomba with a piston smart enough to find the center of mass and lift from there? or a group of toy sized forklift working together? IDK... edit: OK so I don't actually have them, but we have them, as a species.

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