2016 Election

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

I'll tell you what I'm really hoping, even fantasizing about with the same part of my brain that other people use for porn:



Jon Stewart 2016.



But like porn, we all know life never really happens that way.

*fap fap fap*

Not for 2016, no... But I wouldn't be shocked if he does go into politics a few years down the line. He has talked a lot about the impotence he feels about his position as a commentator and not been able to do anything. Even then, I doubt it would ever be the presidency. Frankly I don't think America would vote for an agnostic Jewish guy as a president (And I am saying that as an agnostic Jewish guy), but they already have when it comes to senators and congressmen. Ofcourse, he'll then become Secretary of State, where he'll gets exposed to even more information and feels even more powerless to stop it, and.. That is the story of how he dies. The End.