Lumberjim...I need helmet source recommendations for guys with big heads

[Clodfobble]

Just goes to prove that guys aren't actually all that picky. "Hot dog in a hallway" is almost as common an insult category as the "pencil dick" theme, but admit you have one and all of a sudden it's, "oh my god that's so hot."

What guy says, "Actually, my penis is really small," and all the women start fawning? Doesn't happen. All a woman has to do is begin to describe their body--in whatever terms they want--and the men immediately respond that it just so happens to be their favorite kind.

[Gravdigr]

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Just goes to prove that guys aren't actually all that picky. "Hot dog in a hallway" is almost as common an insult category as the "pencil dick" theme, but admit you have one and all of a sudden it's, "oh my god that's so hot."

What guy says, "Actually, my penis is really small," and all the women start fawning? Doesn't happen. All a woman has to do is begin to describe their body--in whatever terms they want--and the men immediately respond that it just so happens to be their favorite kind.

It's kinda like the thing that Ron White talks about with boobs:

It could be some dried up old biker gal with wrinkly sagging boobs and she could say "Ya wanna see mah titties?" And all guys are like "Well...uh...er..Yeah." If you've seen one titty, you pretty much wanna see the rest of them.

Only it's more like:

Guy: I sure do wish I had a little pussy.

Gal: Me too. Mine's big as a hat. Ya want some of it?

Guy: Well...uh...er...Yeah. That's my favorite kind.