Moms Hate Christmas

glatt · 11-05-2015, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Then everyone comes to you to tell them what your kids want

This is the worst. I don't even know what the hell to get my kids and I'm supposed to give away the few decent ideas I might come up with? Fortunately, my wife gets most of the pressure to come up with the ideas.

I don't spoil my kids. At least, I don't think I do, but they have everything they want that can be bought for under $100. And I'm not buying my son the damn hover board he keeps asking for. His grandparents don't want to hear the hover board idea either.

glatt · 11-05-2015, 12:14 PM

Oh, and guys, if you are wondering what gift to get your woman, maybe this isn't so good around the holidays, but at other times, this is the best gift ever. Maye she will let you try one, and you will understand.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-05-2015, 12:20 PM

I have to disagree, if you do that, no matter what day of the year, she will have started a diet within the previous 48 hours. You uncaring monster, you unsupportive beast, how could you be so mean?

Lamplighter · 11-05-2015, 12:51 PM

Send everyone a gift card for Amazon.

"Prime if you like them" ... "Non-Prime" if you don't

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glatt · 11-05-2015, 01:05 PM

It's unhealthy. Sure. But she doesn't have to eat the whole box at once.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-05-2015, 03:14 PM

Sure, but the timing proves you can't read her mind, so you become a disappointment.

Now if you're faced with a daunting holiday season, perhaps you should start with an Advent Calendar that gives you a shot of gin each day.

11-05-2015, 12:20 PM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I have to disagree, if you do that, no matter what day of the year, she will have started a diet within the previous 48 hours. You uncaring monster, you unsupportive beast, how could you be so mean? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-05-2015, 03:14 PM	#6
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Sure, but the timing proves you can't read her mind, so you become a disappointment. Now if you're faced with a daunting holiday season, perhaps you should start with an Advent Calendar that gives you a shot of gin each day. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-05-2015, 12:14 PM	#2
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Oh, and guys, if you are wondering what gift to get your woman, maybe this isn't so good around the holidays, but at other times, this is the best gift ever. Maye she will let you try one, and you will understand.

11-05-2015, 12:51 PM	#4
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	Send everyone a gift card for Amazon. "Prime if you like them" ... "Non-Prime" if you don't .

11-05-2015, 01:05 PM	#5
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	It's unhealthy. Sure. But she doesn't have to eat the whole box at once.

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