Moms Hate Christmas

xoxoxoBruce · 11-05-2015, 12:20 PM

I have to disagree, if you do that, no matter what day of the year, she will have started a diet within the previous 48 hours. You uncaring monster, you unsupportive beast, how could you be so mean?

Lamplighter · 11-05-2015, 12:51 PM

Send everyone a gift card for Amazon.

"Prime if you like them" ... "Non-Prime" if you don't

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glatt · 11-05-2015, 01:05 PM

It's unhealthy. Sure. But she doesn't have to eat the whole box at once.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-05-2015, 03:14 PM

Sure, but the timing proves you can't read her mind, so you become a disappointment.

Now if you're faced with a daunting holiday season, perhaps you should start with an Advent Calendar that gives you a shot of gin each day.

11-05-2015, 12:20 PM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I have to disagree, if you do that, no matter what day of the year, she will have started a diet within the previous 48 hours. You uncaring monster, you unsupportive beast, how could you be so mean? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-05-2015, 03:14 PM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Sure, but the timing proves you can't read her mind, so you become a disappointment. Now if you're faced with a daunting holiday season, perhaps you should start with an Advent Calendar that gives you a shot of gin each day. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-05-2015, 12:51 PM	#2
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	Send everyone a gift card for Amazon. "Prime if you like them" ... "Non-Prime" if you don't .

11-05-2015, 01:05 PM	#3
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	It's unhealthy. Sure. But she doesn't have to eat the whole box at once.

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