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|  12-18-2015, 12:11 PM | #1 | 
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				Deep Dick Confessions
			 
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|  12-19-2015, 05:59 PM | #2 | |
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			There was this miner, called Richard...
		 
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|  12-19-2015, 06:07 PM | #3 | 
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			Did he have a long shaft to go up and down?
		 
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|  12-19-2015, 06:23 PM | #4 | |
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			that and a donkey... jacket
		 
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|  12-19-2015, 07:01 PM | #5 | 
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			oh I'm glad he had some protection.  Did he have a hard helmet?
		 
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|  12-21-2015, 03:02 PM | #6 | 
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			No, but he has a hard head. And is prone to motion sickness. 
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|  12-21-2015, 06:57 PM | #7 | 
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			You're familiar with the head of Dana's Dick?
		 
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|  12-21-2015, 10:41 PM | #8 | 
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			Didn't realize I was intruding. I'll just take my dick and, uh...I'll just be over here...   
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|  12-22-2015, 09:03 PM | #9 | 
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			Well who doesn't love an intruder?
		 
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|  12-22-2015, 09:46 PM | #10 | 
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			The NRA.
		 
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|  12-23-2015, 04:23 PM | #11 | 
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			I've heard they are pretty quick to empty their load
		 
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|  12-23-2015, 05:53 PM | #12 | 
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			Surprise buttsex. The gift you never knew you wanted. 
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|  12-24-2015, 06:46 AM | #13 | 
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			Nothing like an Intruder...<---Maybe Not From Work, or in front of Pastor Pete
		 
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|  12-24-2015, 12:44 PM | #14 | 
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			Why, Pastor Pete owns the company.    
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|  12-24-2015, 01:49 PM | #15 | 
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			Because if I didn't put that warning there someone would decide to climb up my ass about it...
		 
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