Quick Question:

[Sundae]

It's always the person who ignores the queue who says, "Can I just ask a quick question?"
Yes, you can sweetheart. But I was here first, I'm buying a single can of fizzy pop/ one way ticket/ a single stamp/ whatever, I have waited my turn and I have approximately the right money in my sweaty little mitt, or quite possibly the exact money, as I've been waiting long enough to count it out.

I don't care how bloody quick your question is, it is an imposition. Learn to queue. Are you even really English?!

As you were...