Nightmare Fuel - Page 23

Gravdigr · 11-02-2015, 04:31 PM

Just burn it. The whole damn house. I'm done with it, anyway.

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glatt · 11-03-2015, 07:47 AM

A rolled up newspaper would make quick work of that. You'd probably have to replace the curtain because of the gut stains, but the Venetian blinds could be wiped off.

Sundae · 11-03-2015, 08:56 AM

No no no. Nuke it from space.

I'm a spider lover. Because I live in a country where spiders do not get larger than my thumbnail and can never kill me. I always politely call them Little Sister and appreciate them eating flies.

That is bigger than my rats.
I'm already strapped in awaiting the countdown, thumb on the bid red button.

(to be fair, had a grown up in a country with big biders it may not actually creep me out)

lumberjim · 11-03-2015, 11:55 AM

bigger spiders are less scary to me. Seems like you could avoid the pointy bits easier if you can get a hold of the back like you do with a crab

xoxoxoBruce · 11-13-2015, 01:43 AM

Magic trick goes awry, wears a 6 inch nail through his had, has to wait 30 hours before they remove it.

Gravdigr · 11-13-2015, 12:02 PM

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Something like 6 to 6½ feet of holyfuckingshit!!!

Article

xoxoxoBruce · 11-25-2015, 07:52 AM

Shake, slither, and roll. Yeah, yeah, I know, they're harmless.
But don't tell me they can't hurt me, because I'd have a fucking heart attack if I fell in there.

glatt · 11-25-2015, 07:56 AM

It's a good idea to never touch any wild animal. Venomous or not. Those snakes can carry any number of bacterial infections that can spread to humans. Plus, even non-venomous snakes can bite.

Gravdigr · 11-25-2015, 11:28 AM

What'll happen is I'll kill myself trying to get away from the harmless little bastards. Prolly turn around and run head first into a tree.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-25-2015, 06:54 PM

That's funny, not avoiding snakes as I feel the same. It's Gravdigr running away from an orgy.

Gravdigr · 11-27-2015, 04:02 PM

Yeah, no, I ain't working that hard at anything.

Happy Monkey · 01-02-2016, 10:07 AM

Gravdigr · 01-02-2016, 03:10 PM

Gadzooks!!

My head is absolutely crawling after watching that.[/fullbodyshudder]

xoxoxoBruce · 02-09-2016, 04:07 AM

Spiders who catch and eat bats... nom nom nom

glatt · 02-09-2016, 07:29 AM

That's got to be a strong web.

11-02-2015, 04:31 PM	#331
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Just burn it. The whole damn house. I'm done with it, anyway. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-03-2015, 08:56 AM	#333
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	No no no. Nuke it from space. I'm a spider lover. Because I live in a country where spiders do not get larger than my thumbnail and can never kill me. I always politely call them Little Sister and appreciate them eating flies. That is bigger than my rats. I'm already strapped in awaiting the countdown, thumb on the bid red button. (to be fair, had a grown up in a country with big biders it may not actually creep me out) __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

11-03-2015, 11:55 AM	#334
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	bigger spiders are less scary to me. Seems like you could avoid the pointy bits easier if you can get a hold of the back like you do with a crab __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-13-2015, 01:43 AM	#335
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Magic trick goes awry, wears a 6 inch nail through his had, has to wait 30 hours before they remove it. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-13-2015, 12:02 PM	#336
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Something like 6 to 6½ feet of holyfuckingshit!!! Article __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-03-2015, 07:47 AM	#332
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	A rolled up newspaper would make quick work of that. You'd probably have to replace the curtain because of the gut stains, but the Venetian blinds could be wiped off.

11-25-2015, 07:52 AM	#337
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Shake, slither, and roll. Yeah, yeah, I know, they're harmless. But don't tell me they can't hurt me, because I'd have a fucking heart attack if I fell in there. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-25-2015, 07:56 AM	#338
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	It's a good idea to never touch any wild animal. Venomous or not. Those snakes can carry any number of bacterial infections that can spread to humans. Plus, even non-venomous snakes can bite.

11-25-2015, 11:28 AM	#339
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	What'll happen is I'll kill myself trying to get away from the harmless little bastards. Prolly turn around and run head first into a tree. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-25-2015, 06:54 PM	#340
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	That's funny, not avoiding snakes as I feel the same. It's Gravdigr running away from an orgy. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-27-2015, 04:02 PM	#341
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Yeah, no, I ain't working that hard at anything. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-02-2016, 10:07 AM	#342
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	__________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

01-02-2016, 03:10 PM	#343
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Gadzooks!! My head is absolutely crawling after watching that.[/fullbodyshudder] __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-09-2016, 04:07 AM	#344
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Spiders who catch and eat bats... nom nom nom Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-09-2016, 07:29 AM	#345
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	That's got to be a strong web.

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