Why are you cool?

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Originally posted by Troubleshooter


Ok, good. She's ok then, but the rest of you have to die now.

Back in the day when I had Top Secret (and then some), I worked in a former underground WWII torpedo factory for security reasons.

However I am much cooler now that I am a security risk.

I have a presidential assassin in my family tree.

I've won a small business plan award.

I have gotten four disorderly conducts...IN ONE NIGHT.

I have been on ESPN.

I have been removed from a commercial flight.

I've installed a computer in my truck.

I've been electrocuted & burned on many occasions and lived through it.

I'm a techno-whiz/mgmt type but hang out with the maintenance guys.

I can drink every one of you under the table.

What's my cool score?