Bush saved from alcohol by Jesus

Originally posted by Beestie
Originally posted by Pie Interesting. Most of my thinking centered on making it through the three days immediately following the attack. I never gave much thought to what America would look like with a six-mile wide crater where the Federal Government used to be.

We have to stick around to defend the Constitution, tho. Besides, there's no way I'm losing to a bunch of assholes.

Man, when the radio active fall-out from the big whammo explosion from Norad hits you, You're all gonna wish you had Wolf's gun. Personally, since I live right next to Norad, I figure being atomized would probably be a better way to go then most. As I posted elsewhere, my one wish would be to have enough time to grab a lawn chair and a bottle of Jack and get to watch the first explosion before I reverted to my original form as a mass of swirling ions.