Brain Dead

[sexobon]

Man sits down in a restaurant.

Waitress asks "What'll you have?"
Man says "I'll have a burger, a HAMburger. Not too big. Not too small. ...In the groove.

Waitress asks "Anything to go with that?"
Man says "I'll have some fries, some FRENCH-fries. Not too long. Not too short. ...In the groove.

Waitress asks "Anything to drink?"
Man says "I'll have a shake, a CHOCOLATE shake. Not to thick. Not too thin. ...In the groove.

Waitress says "Let me see if I got this:

You want a burger, a hamburger, not too big, not too small, in the groove. You want fries, French-fries, not too long, not too short, in the groove. And you want a shake, a chocolate shake, not too thick, not too thin, in the groove. ...

Well kiss my PETOOTIE. Not on the left cheek. Not on the right cheek. In the groove."