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Old 01-10-2017, 02:00 AM   #11
katfiche
like a fiche outta water
 
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So, a mushroom walks into a bar, everyone goes quiet and the bartender stops wiping the glass he had in hand.

There's an uncomfortable pause and then the bartender speaks up, "Hey, we don't serve your kind here".

The mushroom just shrugs and says, "But, I'm a fun guy."




--works better with oral recitation.
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