"Yum" or "ahh"? ,your choice

[warch]

Dang Radar, I tried what you said. I walked into a bar and announced that I wanted to get laid. They laughed and threw me out. Not one taker. What does that mean? I am too old and hideous? Was is a gay bar? Am I now able to appreciate sex like a man? (I settled for a basket of fries.)

(Speaking of Queso....and if your in Texas anyway...Check out Shady Grove's Green Chilie Cheese Fries. They rival lively foreplay for pleasure.)

Good food trumps a bad partner. But good sex makes you forget to eat.