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05-13-2017, 02:31 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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Absofuckinglutely beautiful here today.
75 and sunny. I'm for watching it get dark on the river later. Maybe I'll hear coyotes. I'm taking my owl-hooter w/me, gonna try to get a turkey to gobble back at me. No, not owl hooters, an owl-hooter: You puff air into it while semi-voicing the phrase "who cooks for you, who cooks for you all". If a tom turkey hears this, he can't help himself, he'll gobble.
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05-13-2017, 05:05 PM
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Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian
Join Date: Oct 2006
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Why does a tom turkey respond to an owl-hooter? Not being a smart-ass, I want to know. We're tipping into warm weather here, finally ... barn swallows are back and nesting in the front porch, all the birds are busy. The irises are almost ready to bloom, lilacs just finished. This place is crazy beautiful in May.
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