What's mildly amusing you today?

Clodfobble · 07-06-2017, 11:33 PM

There's an annual summer event here called "Jaws on the Water," where they put up a projection screen on the lakeshore and people float in inner tubes watching the movie. Pretty cute, yeah? Except I just found out that Mr. Clod's boss is one of a team of local scuba divers they hire to sneak up and grab people from under the water in the middle of the movie.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-07-2017, 12:06 AM

Then prepare your razor blade and poison spike chaps in advance.

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