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We have to go back, Kate!
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Ahem....I think you'll find there's a queue.
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06-22-2009, 04:51 PM
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dar512 is now Pete Zicato
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The Cellar: Impressive thread drift.
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06-23-2009, 11:48 AM
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is fleeing the scene
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The Cellar: Where a squid can be a squid. or a dolphin.
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06-28-2009, 12:53 AM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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The Cellar: It's a streetlight.
The Cellar: We'll make you shit a midget. The Cellar: We've got The Elephant Man's skeleton, and now Michael Jackson's. The Cellar: We gave the "Boy In The Bubble" a staph infection. The Cellar: Our dolphin salad is 100% tuna free.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.   Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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06-29-2009, 03:39 PM
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Fucktard Resistance League
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07-09-2009, 01:03 AM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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The Cellar: The more that you fear us, the bigger we get
The Cellar: More human than human The Cellar: We're gonna stand at the top of the world and challenge the heavens The Cellar: We'll have a Sanka and a fish sandwich. The Cellar: You gotta think about it like the first time you got laid. You gotta go: "Grandma, are you sure this is right?" The Cellar: Do you know that gullible said slowly sounds like 'green bears'? The Cellar: Thermite would be useful for disposing of corpses in a clandestine fashion, but so is lye and a hotel bathtub. The Cellar: It wasn't me. It wasn't the dog. You farted. The Cellar: There's a new pubic shampoo being marketed to women married to midgets. It's called "Gee, Your Cunt Smells Terrific" The Cellar: Nothing says lovin' like an exercise bench and a roll of duct tape.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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07-09-2009, 03:13 PM
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07-16-2009, 11:38 AM
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I hear them call the tide
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07-24-2009, 12:25 PM
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go ahead, abbrev. it
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The Cellar: Will hand your asshat to you
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07-25-2009, 02:39 AM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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07-24-2009, 12:45 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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The Cellar: Now with more NERF.
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07-25-2009, 12:51 PM
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Blatantly Homosapien
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Actually that's a cat hat.
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07-25-2009, 12:57 PM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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07-26-2009, 11:17 AM
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Fucktard Resistance League
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Nah, this is a cat hat.
  Here's the severe weather version: 
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