Make-up Sex! - Page 2

Sheldonrs · 02-09-2009, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Once you go Sheldon, you won't go, um...err...meldin'?

NO, wait wait...geldin'?

Thanks for not going for the "Shelly" rhyme. Cuz we know where THAT would go.

SteveDallas · 02-09-2009, 12:26 PM

Well, I was in tenth grade. I was taking a shortcut around the back of the gym to get home after school when I ran into Candi and Amber, two of the most popular (and hottest!!) of the school's cheerleaders. "This is your lucky day, Steve!" said Amber. "What do you mean?" "Well," said Candi with a resigned shrug, "we kind of lost a bet . . . and now we have to take the first guy who walks by back here and

Oh, wait, sorry, I thought it said "make up sex." Never mind.

Shawnee123 · 02-09-2009, 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas

Well, I was in tenth grade. I was taking a shortcut around the back of the gym to get home after school when I ran into Candi and Amber, two of the most popular (and hottest!!) of the school's cheerleaders. "This is your lucky day, Steve!" said Amber. "What do you mean?" "Well," said Candi with a resigned shrug, "we kind of lost a bet . . . and now we have to take the first guy who walks by back here and

Oh, wait, sorry, I thought it said "make up sex." Never mind.

That sounds like it should start with:

Dear Penthouse:

classicman · 02-09-2009, 01:57 PM

I think you hit the nail on the head with that one SD.

Cicero · 02-09-2009, 02:25 PM

Wow.......Sounds great!

lol!

Am I jealous a little?

capnhowdy · 02-09-2009, 07:56 PM

So BigV.. how's it going man?

monster · 02-09-2009, 09:02 PM

so, wait... are you getting remarried? or did the divorce never happen? or are you still getting divorced but now you're friends with benefits?

Do you get more sex this way, because I'm thinking if so maybe I should serve beest some papers so he can get some....

srsly, though, I'm sorta with Jim on the why do you post these threads... attention ho much?... but then I know you're a pretty deep feeling sorta guy which makes me think that you're more cmfortable talking to us about it than her, and so I back-up the "be careful" comments. You've been at the papers stage at least twice that you've shared here. At this point, sex should be the least important point of making-up, and I'm surprised at the speed...and that you shared this because it's pretty well documented that Tink is not all that happy with your relationship with the dwellar collective.

But if you're happy and in control then go for it.

limey · 02-10-2009, 05:36 PM

Yuh, what monster said, really.

capnhowdy · 02-10-2009, 08:47 PM

... pours another glass of The Glen Livet...wonders if he'll have enough of the 'good stuff' to last till he hears from an old friend.....

morethanpretty · 02-10-2009, 11:13 PM

If you do end up getting back together for reals, most definitely consider a post-nup. With ya'lls history, it would just be the smartest thing to do.

capnhowdy · 02-11-2009, 07:01 PM

Hell I'd settle for almost any kind of sex tonight. Except w/ myself. I'm growing tired of myself. Guess after 54 yrs. the honeymoon's over.

Good thing is... With myself, the orgasms are ALWAYS simultaneous. Maybe that's TMI. Maybe.

TheMercenary · 02-16-2009, 07:44 AM

good one cap.

OnyxCougar · 02-18-2009, 11:16 AM

Can we consolidate all the BigV threads into one? I'm going through a bunch of old posts and I get slivers here and there. It's very difficult to follow the chain of events. All I know so far is that things were bad with a relationship, he left the Cellar for awhile. Everyone was worried he was going to kill himself, then he came back, and then he was upset about something else, and now (I think) he's back.

Can someone link the relative threads in (rough) order for me?

lumberjim · 02-18-2009, 12:33 PM

I'd be glad to....

...but..OH! here's a hammer and a nail. I think I'll nail my bottom lip to the door jam instead!

OnyxCougar · 02-18-2009, 01:53 PM

...I think my humor is broken today, I'm not "getting" stuff.

02-09-2009, 01:57 PM	#19
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	I think you hit the nail on the head with that one SD. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

02-09-2009, 02:25 PM	#20
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Wow.......Sounds great! lol! Am I jealous a little? __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

02-09-2009, 07:56 PM	#21
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	So BigV.. how's it going man? __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

02-09-2009, 09:02 PM	#22
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	so, wait... are you getting remarried? or did the divorce never happen? or are you still getting divorced but now you're friends with benefits? Do you get more sex this way, because I'm thinking if so maybe I should serve beest some papers so he can get some.... srsly, though, I'm sorta with Jim on the why do you post these threads... attention ho much?... but then I know you're a pretty deep feeling sorta guy which makes me think that you're more cmfortable talking to us about it than her, and so I back-up the "be careful" comments. You've been at the papers stage at least twice that you've shared here. At this point, sex should be the least important point of making-up, and I'm surprised at the speed...and that you shared this because it's pretty well documented that Tink is not all that happy with your relationship with the dwellar collective. But if you're happy and in control then go for it. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-10-2009, 05:36 PM	#23
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	Yuh, what monster said, really. __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

02-09-2009, 12:26 PM	#17
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Well, I was in tenth grade. I was taking a shortcut around the back of the gym to get home after school when I ran into Candi and Amber, two of the most popular (and hottest!!) of the school's cheerleaders. "This is your lucky day, Steve!" said Amber. "What do you mean?" "Well," said Candi with a resigned shrug, "we kind of lost a bet . . . and now we have to take the first guy who walks by back here and Oh, wait, sorry, I thought it said "make up sex." Never mind.

02-10-2009, 08:47 PM	#24
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	... pours another glass of The Glen Livet...wonders if he'll have enough of the 'good stuff' to last till he hears from an old friend..... __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

02-10-2009, 11:13 PM	#25
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	If you do end up getting back together for reals, most definitely consider a post-nup. With ya'lls history, it would just be the smartest thing to do. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

02-11-2009, 07:01 PM	#26
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Hell I'd settle for almost any kind of sex tonight. Except w/ myself. I'm growing tired of myself. Guess after 54 yrs. the honeymoon's over. Good thing is... With myself, the orgasms are ALWAYS simultaneous. Maybe that's TMI. Maybe. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

02-16-2009, 07:44 AM	#27
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	good one cap. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

02-18-2009, 11:16 AM	#28
OnyxCougar Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Kingdom of Atlantia Posts: 2,979	Can we consolidate all the BigV threads into one? I'm going through a bunch of old posts and I get slivers here and there. It's very difficult to follow the chain of events. All I know so far is that things were bad with a relationship, he left the Cellar for awhile. Everyone was worried he was going to kill himself, then he came back, and then he was upset about something else, and now (I think) he's back. Can someone link the relative threads in (rough) order for me? __________________ Impotentes defendere libertatem non possunt. "Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt

02-18-2009, 12:33 PM	#29
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I'd be glad to.... ...but..OH! here's a hammer and a nail. I think I'll nail my bottom lip to the door jam instead! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-18-2009, 01:53 PM	#30
OnyxCougar Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Kingdom of Atlantia Posts: 2,979	...I think my humor is broken today, I'm not "getting" stuff. __________________ Impotentes defendere libertatem non possunt. "Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt

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