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Old 06-01-2008, 08:57 PM   #1
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I’ve a lawyer on retainer for one.
a 'blowjob retainer'?
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Old 06-01-2008, 09:21 PM   #2
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Bri, if your blow jobs are as good as your writing it's a good thing I live 17 hours away from you.


Did I mention I'm handy around the house?
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Old 06-01-2008, 11:35 PM   #3
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Old 06-01-2008, 11:51 PM   #4
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She's at the Borgata, on the 20th & 21st.
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Old 06-02-2008, 04:05 AM   #5
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Bravo, Bri.

In my wildest (weird) fantasies, I grow up just like you...and it seems I am on my way....I mean, its like I could feel you encouraging me, when I threw in a blowjob to get a deal over the line.
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Old 06-02-2008, 09:24 AM   #6
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are you published, Bri? You should be.

try somewhere like this

http://www.dzancbooks.org
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Old 06-02-2008, 09:31 AM   #7
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Blowjobs are awesome.
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There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there
it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your
expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever
gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio
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Old 06-02-2008, 09:33 AM   #8
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No, monster, I'm not, but thanks for the shout out (and the link!)

and, yes, Flint. Blowjobs ARE awesome. Good boy. *pats head*
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

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Old 06-02-2008, 09:36 AM   #9
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Yeah, sorry about all that other stuff...
...but I got a little distracted by the whole blowjob thing.

Do you know what my favorite part of the blowjob is?
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There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there
it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your
expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever
gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio
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Old 06-02-2008, 11:07 AM   #10
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Do you know what my favorite part of the blowjob is?
I don't and I don't care but I'll bet it's got something to do with monkeys eating bananas.

SD---the Christian laydee's I know prey more than the men ever do. Somebody's gotta keep those c*nts in neckerchiefs and lace collars.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
—James Barrie


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Old 06-02-2008, 09:54 AM   #11
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(His father was out that night---praying, no doubt, with one of those Christian ladies)
Preying?
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Old 06-02-2008, 11:54 AM   #12
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Nice job Bri. Very nice. My thoughts are with you as my second graduated from HS and is our second child off to college. I have no doubt you were a positive influence on his life in many ways.
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