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Old 12-08-2008, 10:03 PM   #16
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"8,731!" shouted Pie, randomly.
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per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions
The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.
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Old 12-08-2008, 10:10 PM   #17
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"I'm out of wine," HungLikeJesus said dryly, as he walked across his swimming pool. He opened his tool box. "And I'm out of nails," he said crossly, as he picked up his hammer and saw. "I can't hang around here all day. And my scalp itches," he said, bringing up another thorny issue.

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Old 12-08-2008, 10:36 PM   #18
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Frankenstein can ----my ---- peeped monster
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Old 12-08-2008, 10:38 PM   #19
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"oh, nothing" said Zengum.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008.
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Old 12-08-2008, 10:43 PM   #20
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"Actually, it was really something", crowed Ali!
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Old 12-09-2008, 07:15 AM   #21
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"You know, being with child is such a fulfilling experience," Aliantha remarked, after a pregnant pause.

"Hey guys, I don't think Shawnee123 is really my cousin," lookout123 related to the other Dwellars.
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Old 12-09-2008, 03:52 PM   #22
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""I think the Cellar Advent Calendar needs a picture of Frankenclaus", Monster said monstrously.
"You dummy. I'm not a REAL monster, it's just my Cellar name," monster roared.
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Old 12-09-2008, 06:44 PM   #23
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Over my dead body, he said posthumously.

Somebody pull me out of this thornbush! he bristled.

And now for some bass ackwards Swifties...

We are not amused, he guffawed.

Your two quarts low, he gushed.

I got an F, he said smartly.

This is gonna take forever, he said instantly.
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Old 12-09-2008, 06:52 PM   #24
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"...and forever is a long long time" growled Beestie freakishly.
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Old 12-09-2008, 07:25 PM   #25
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"I have nothing to contribute to this thread," said Steve blankly.
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Old 12-09-2008, 07:42 PM   #26
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"Don't be such a zero" Richlevy said naughtily.
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Old 12-10-2008, 08:22 AM   #27
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Old 12-10-2008, 11:44 AM   #28
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"That's a really good one, Rich," jinx said, singling him out.
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Old 12-10-2008, 11:48 AM   #29
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"I can't wait for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue," said Steve haughtily.
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Old 12-10-2008, 11:52 AM   #30
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"Sports magazines are the best," she replied categorically.

You guys are all so funny...I knew this would bring some clever stuff.
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