Pardon my Penis - Page 2

monster · 01-08-2009, 08:26 PM

Looks like -rather than a pardon- jim's penis has been released into wolf's care.....

DanaC · 01-08-2009, 08:32 PM

Bet that pinches...

TheMercenary · 01-08-2009, 08:47 PM

Lends new meaning to the Pocket Protector.

monster · 01-08-2009, 08:54 PM

I finally had to find out what a pocket protector actually was. You merkins talk about them all the time, but let me tell you... Brits have bred generations of geeks and nerds without the assistance of such contraptions..... always with the consumerism...

DanaC · 01-08-2009, 08:55 PM

what is a pocket protector?

monster · 01-08-2009, 08:57 PM

monster · 01-08-2009, 08:59 PM

was what I meant to post, but my accidental repost made me snort so hard my nosebleed restarted, so i left it there!

DanaC · 01-08-2009, 09:00 PM

Ohhh. To stop pens blowing ink in your pockets. I see.

Thankyou

classicman · 01-08-2009, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC

Ohhh. To stop penises blowing in your pockets. I see.

Thankyou

fixed that for ya

DanaC · 01-10-2009, 07:40 AM

It's -3 'ere.

TheMercenary · 01-10-2009, 08:04 AM

/shudders/ ugg... I really do not miss that weather. I will do my utmost to never live where it snows again.

HungLikeJesus · 01-10-2009, 11:01 AM

Ah, you're such a wimp. It's 15°F (-9 C) and I was outside this morning without a coat.

You need to toughen up a bit.

DanaC · 01-10-2009, 01:51 PM

This from a man so freaked out by water he walked over it.

SteveDallas · 01-10-2009, 01:58 PM

Back on topic . . . . .

It's only ten days till the inauguration. If you want your penis pardoned, you'd better hurry up and contact President Bush.

DanaC · 01-10-2009, 02:07 PM

So that's what a gentleman's excuse me is...

01-08-2009, 08:26 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Looks like -rather than a pardon- jim's penis has been released into wolf's care..... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-08-2009, 08:47 PM	#3
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Lends new meaning to the Pocket Protector. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

01-08-2009, 08:54 PM	#4
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I finally had to find out what a pocket protector actually was. You merkins talk about them all the time, but let me tell you... Brits have bred generations of geeks and nerds without the assistance of such contraptions..... always with the consumerism... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-08-2009, 08:57 PM	#6
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	__________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-08-2009, 08:59 PM	#7
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	was what I meant to post, but my accidental repost made me snort so hard my nosebleed restarted, so i left it there! __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-08-2009, 08:32 PM	#2
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Bet that pinches...

01-08-2009, 08:55 PM	#5
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	what is a pocket protector?

01-08-2009, 09:00 PM	#8
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Ohhh. To stop pens blowing ink in your pockets. I see. Thankyou

01-10-2009, 07:40 AM	#10
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	It's -3 'ere.

01-10-2009, 08:04 AM	#11
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	/shudders/ ugg... I really do not miss that weather. I will do my utmost to never live where it snows again. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

01-10-2009, 11:01 AM	#12
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Ah, you're such a wimp. It's 15°F (-9 C) and I was outside this morning without a coat. You need to toughen up a bit. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

01-10-2009, 01:51 PM	#13
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	This from a man so freaked out by water he walked over it.

01-10-2009, 01:58 PM	#14
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Back on topic . . . . . It's only ten days till the inauguration. If you want your penis pardoned, you'd better hurry up and contact President Bush.

01-10-2009, 02:07 PM	#15
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	So that's what a gentleman's excuse me is...

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