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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
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Dear Future Earthlings:
Sorry we made such a clusterfuck of the planet. I do hope that 50,000 years of natural processes have left it once again pure and unsullied for your enjoyment. If anyone finds my class ring, and time travel has been invented, I'd sure like to have it back. Yours truly, Patrick Chambers
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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Dudes, bring a towel...
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Master Dwellar
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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50,000 years from now?
"Welcome to Disney Planet!"
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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T- bone Burnett:
We come from a blue planet light-years away Where everything multiplies at an amazing rate We're out here in the universe buying real estate Hope we haven't gotten here too late [chorus:] We're humans from earth We're humans from earth You have nothing at all to fear I think we're gonna like it here We're looking for a planet with atmosphere Where the air is fresh and the water clear With lots of sun like you have here Three or four hundred days a year [chorus] Bought Manhatten for a string of beads Brought along some gadgets for you to see Heres a crazy little thing we call TV Do you have electricity? [chorus] I know we may seem pretty strange to you But we got know-how and a golden rule We're here to see manifest destiny through Ain't nothing we can't get used to We're humans from earth We're humans from earth
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