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Old 02-28-2009, 08:04 PM   #1
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Dear Future Earthlings:

Sorry we made such a clusterfuck of the planet. I do hope that 50,000 years of natural processes have left it once again pure and unsullied for your enjoyment.

If anyone finds my class ring, and time travel has been invented, I'd sure like to have it back.

Yours truly,
Patrick Chambers
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Old 02-28-2009, 09:32 PM   #2
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Dear Future Earthlings:

Sorry we made such a clusterfuck of the planet. I do hope that 50,000 years of natural processes have left it once again pure and unsullied for your enjoyment.

If anyone finds my class ring, and time travel has been invented, I'd sure like to have it back.

Yours truly,
Patrick Chambers

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Old 03-01-2009, 11:40 PM   #3
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Old 03-05-2009, 01:16 PM   #4
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50,000 years from now?

"Welcome to Disney Planet!"
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Old 03-05-2009, 07:28 PM   #5
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T- bone Burnett:
We come from a blue planet light-years away
Where everything multiplies at an amazing rate
We're out here in the universe buying real estate
Hope we haven't gotten here too late

[chorus:]
We're humans from earth
We're humans from earth
You have nothing at all to fear
I think we're gonna like it here

We're looking for a planet with atmosphere
Where the air is fresh and the water clear
With lots of sun like you have here
Three or four hundred days a year

[chorus]

Bought Manhatten for a string of beads
Brought along some gadgets for you to see
Heres a crazy little thing we call TV
Do you have electricity?

[chorus]

I know we may seem pretty strange to you
But we got know-how and a golden rule
We're here to see manifest destiny through
Ain't nothing we can't get used to

We're humans from earth
We're humans from earth
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