All Right, Fess Up! Which One of You is Responsible?? - Page 2

casimendocina · 08-13-2009, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

This is the big news in my town. I was about to post it in the weird news thread.

Don't say we're not a big exciting city.

Now THIS is what I've been missing. Can't wait to get home.

SteveDallas · 08-12-2009, 10:54 PM

Maybe somebody saw that list of "reasons why a cucumber is better than a man" that's been floating around for decades, and didn't realize it was a joke.

Crimson Ghost · 08-12-2009, 10:56 PM

This seems like a real dilly of a problem...

Trilby · 08-13-2009, 09:36 AM

I...I've been stealing them.

you see...(gulp) I've a...a little problem with the cucumbers. I...I've been (sob) smoking them every day for months now! Won't someone intervene?!

Nah, just yanking your chain. I gold plate them and sell them to wealthy New Jersey housewives.

Shawnee123 · 08-13-2009, 09:40 AM

Hey, smoke 'em if you got 'em, I always say.

Glinda · 08-13-2009, 11:14 AM

*heads out to garden, just to be sure*

barefoot serpent · 08-13-2009, 01:33 PM

Spinal Tap is touring again.

Cicero · 08-13-2009, 03:53 PM

I suspect my ex. Dill-hole.

ZenGum · 08-16-2009, 05:32 AM

That's dangerous talk - if the gang finds the leek, he'll be pushing up daisies in no thyme.

Urbane Guerrilla · 09-03-2009, 07:57 PM

"Courgette" does sound rather like a very shortlegged little doggie... or an extremely small automobile. But is it not actually another name for eggplant? -- oh wait, that's aubergine...

monster · 09-03-2009, 08:00 PM

see post #23

Urbane Guerrilla · 09-03-2009, 08:06 PM

Had more trouble with aubergine, actually.

08-12-2009, 10:56 PM	#3
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	This seems like a real dilly of a problem... __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

08-13-2009, 09:36 AM	#4
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I...I've been stealing them. you see...(gulp) I've a...a little problem with the cucumbers. I...I've been (sob) *smoking* them every day for months now! Won't someone intervene?! Nah, just yanking your chain. I gold plate them and sell them to wealthy New Jersey housewives. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

08-13-2009, 09:40 AM	#5
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Hey, smoke 'em if you got 'em, I always say. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-13-2009, 01:33 PM	#7
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	Spinal Tap is touring again. __________________ Chooses rowing vs. wading

08-13-2009, 03:53 PM	#8
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	I suspect my ex. Dill-hole. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

08-12-2009, 10:54 PM	#2
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Maybe somebody saw that list of "reasons why a cucumber is better than a man" that's been floating around for decades, and didn't realize it was a joke.

08-13-2009, 11:14 AM	#6
Glinda Fucktard Resistance League Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 1.14 acres of heaven Posts: 1,512	heads out to garden, just to be sure

08-16-2009, 05:32 AM	#9
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	That's dangerous talk - if the gang finds the leek, he'll be pushing up daisies in no thyme. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

09-03-2009, 07:57 PM	#10
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	"Courgette" does sound rather like a very shortlegged little doggie... or an extremely small automobile. But is it not actually another name for eggplant? -- oh wait, that's aubergine... __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

09-03-2009, 08:00 PM	#11
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	see post #23 __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-03-2009, 08:06 PM	#12
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	Had more trouble with aubergine, actually.

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