How do you like your Bacon Cooked ? - Page 2

classicman · 02-04-2010, 03:55 PM

lol @ monnie

Glinda · 02-04-2010, 04:03 PM

I not only love bacon, I love baked pig skin. I might even love it more than I love bacon (sacrilege, I know!).

Don't knock it until you've tried it.

Pete Zicato · 02-04-2010, 04:25 PM

What's the difference between English gammon and English ham, then?

monster · 02-04-2010, 04:55 PM

gammon is a steak. ham is like deli ham or spiral ham.

DanaC · 02-04-2010, 05:31 PM

so the answer to my question was 'deli ham or spiral ham' :P

monster · 02-04-2010, 06:22 PM

nah, 'cause they just say "ham" for both.

DanaC · 02-04-2010, 07:12 PM

ahh. fairy nuff.

Tulip · 02-04-2010, 10:52 PM

I actually don't eat bacon.

lumberjim · 02-04-2010, 10:58 PM

ya know how the Muslims say 'salaam a'laquim?' (or whatever)

greet all muslims you encounter with, 'Salami and Bacon' just to see what they say.

monster · 02-05-2010, 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tulip

I actually don't eat bacon.

I actually do eat bacon, but no other pig stuff.

skysidhe · 02-05-2010, 09:08 AM

We have many middle eastern people working here and a Muslim isn't easily identifiable. I mean when you speak English and wear blue jeans I usually end up saying,"Have a nice day."

[pun]Only a racist pig is going to oink a salami greeting.[fail]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

I understand American ham = English gammon.
Texture and taste still different, but not by as much.

I wonder why taste and texture is different. Isn't a pig a pig?
and gammon sounds inedible for some reason.

Pete Zicato · 02-05-2010, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

I actually do eat bacon, but no other pig stuff.

You might change your mind if you had a chance to taste my bbq spare ribs.

wolf · 02-05-2010, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

by a naked woman in a frilly apron

I really don't recommend that.

Spatters, people.

Well, unless it's a full coverage apron, which kind of defeats LJ's purpose.

lumberjim · 02-05-2010, 11:43 AM

what was that story about the lady giving her husband head in the kitchen, and him spilling hot bacon grease down her back some how, and then she bit down.... and he whacked her with the pan.....i tried to google it... no luck.

Sundae · 02-05-2010, 01:13 PM

Little Johnny's parents are in the bedroom, sampling some afternoon delight. Dad walks out and Johnny asks what they'd been doing. "Making bacon!" Dad replies.

Next day it's Mum who comes out of the bedroom first.
"You've been making bacon" says little Johnny.
"Yes we have" replies Mum, "How can you tell?"

"The fat is running down your leg"

View Poll Results: How do you Like your Bacon Cooked ?
Raw	0	0%
With some tooth ( Slight chewieness )	14	36.84%
Medium Well	18	47.37%
Burnt to a crisp	6	15.79%
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02-04-2010, 03:55 PM	#16
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	lol @ monnie __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

02-04-2010, 04:25 PM	#18
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	What's the difference between English gammon and English ham, then? __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

02-04-2010, 04:55 PM	#19
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	gammon is a steak. ham is like deli ham or spiral ham. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-04-2010, 06:22 PM	#21
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	nah, 'cause they just say "ham" for both. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-04-2010, 04:03 PM	#17
Glinda Fucktard Resistance League Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 1.14 acres of heaven Posts: 1,512	I not only love bacon, I love baked pig skin. I might even love it more than I love bacon (sacrilege, I know!). Don't knock it until you've tried it.

02-04-2010, 10:52 PM	#23
Tulip Professor Join Date: May 2008 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,293	I actually don't eat bacon.

02-04-2010, 10:58 PM	#24
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	ya know how the Muslims say 'salaam a'laquim?' (or whatever) greet all muslims you encounter with, 'Salami and Bacon' just to see what they say. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-05-2010, 11:43 AM	#29
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	what was that story about the lady giving her husband head in the kitchen, and him spilling hot bacon grease down her back some how, and then she bit down.... and he whacked her with the pan.....i tried to google it... no luck. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-05-2010, 01:13 PM	#30
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Little Johnny's parents are in the bedroom, sampling some afternoon delight. Dad walks out and Johnny asks what they'd been doing. "Making bacon!" Dad replies. Next day it's Mum who comes out of the bedroom first. "You've been making bacon" says little Johnny. "Yes we have" replies Mum, "How can you tell?" "The fat is running down your leg"

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