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Old 04-06-2010, 10:04 AM   #16
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difference between oral and anal:

oral makes your day
anal makes your hole weak

i don't know why i had to tell that one in this thread either
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Old 04-06-2010, 10:06 AM   #17
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Does it whiten your tongue and gums, too?
Nope, still pink as ever, see...
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Old 04-15-2010, 10:13 AM   #18
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difference between oral and anal:

oral makes your day
anal makes your hole weak

i don't know why i had to tell that one in this thread either
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and an anal thermometer?

The taste.
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Old 04-15-2010, 01:25 PM   #19
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proctologist fishes in his shirt pocket for a pen, and comes up with a rectal thermometer....

says, "would you look at that.....some asshole has my pen!"
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Old 04-15-2010, 03:06 PM   #20
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difference between oral and anal:
anal makes your hole weak
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Nope, still pink as ever, see...
Yup. Mine's still pink afterwards too.

Bri - after any whitening procedure drink your cofee through a straw. Or any other way you can think of that avoids your teeth. Re the above, perhaps a coffee enema?
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Old 04-15-2010, 03:39 PM   #21
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With friends like these, who needs enemas?
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