April Fool Jokes - Page 2

xoxoxoBruce · 04-03-2004, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by richlevy

While we're talking, we can have a voice in the background saying 'keep him on the line a little longer, we've almost got the Predator drone in position'.

I like that idea.

blue · 04-03-2004, 03:36 PM

SteveDallas man, it sounded more interesting than the Penn state prank (not by much tho).

SteveDallas · 04-03-2004, 04:57 PM

Yeah, well, what can I say, the interesting thing was they actually had me going for a couple paragraphs. I'm usually very skeptical. Maybe I was sitl lhalf asleep that morning.

Brigliadore, do you know what the original joke the boss played was?

lumberjim · 04-03-2004, 11:45 PM

Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?
Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.
Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?
Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the Porch and sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?
Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abler died some 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling really "spicy" that I just laid down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me!"
Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.

Brigliadore · 04-04-2004, 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SteveDallas
Brigliadore, do you know what the original joke the boss played was?

I am not sure. Something the boss played on the whole office but beyond that I cant remember.

04-03-2004, 03:36 PM	#17
blue Operations Operative Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Northern WI Posts: 739	what a snooooooooze SteveDallas man, it sounded more interesting than the Penn state prank (not by much tho). __________________ If you spot a tornado, always remember to point at it, yell "tornado!", and run like hell.

04-03-2004, 11:45 PM	#19
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the Porch and sat down beside me. Defense Attorney: Did you know him? Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly. Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down? Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him? Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abler died some 30 years ago. Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then? Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years! Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling really "spicy" that I just laid down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me!" Defense Attorney: Did he take you? Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot him, the little bastard. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-03-2004, 04:57 PM	#18
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Yeah, well, what can I say, the interesting thing was they actually had me going for a couple paragraphs. I'm usually very skeptical. Maybe I was sitl lhalf asleep that morning. Brigliadore, do you know what the original joke the boss played was?

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