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Old 05-22-2004, 01:27 AM   #16
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[hands on hips, twisting neck, all black gurl like] "Ummm, ex-cuse me?"
LMAO. You go girl.
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:46 AM   #17
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Oh fuck, stop the music guys! This sounds like fun game.

Here is your first challenge, the person with the most correct answers wins immunity:

1) What is located at exactly 36'22"N, 95'14"W?

2) True or false: Toilets located precisely on the Equator get confused and will not flush.

3) Would Hitler have sided with the Palestinians? Discuss.

4) I have a certain amount of change in my pocket. There are pennies, nickles, dimes, and quarters. How much do I have in my pocket?

5) What the fuck is the movie <i><b>2001</b></i> all about?
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Old 05-22-2004, 12:05 PM   #18
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1) As you have entered it, a patch of ice, slightly to the left of the north pole. There may be a cranky polar bear there wondering why the hell we want to know where there is.

If you have used incorrect indicators, and meant degrees rather than minutes, then it's a field in Oklahoma.

2) They don't care. Down is the same direction at the equator as in the northern hemisphere.

3) No, because although racially pure, they really are just a bunch of smelly arabs. Semites are subhuman, no matter which religious path they followed.

4) Two balls of lint, a condom wrapper, and 2 cents less than you need to buy that pack of Marlboros you desperately need.

5) It was about 2 hours and 19 minutes.
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:07 PM   #19
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And there's another example of why I wanted you on my team. We'd kick so much ass!!
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:17 PM   #20
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1) It is the intersection of N4360 Road and E0440 Road outside of Tulsa. If you want exact, please provide more detailed co-ordinates. See attached.

2) Neither. Having traveled in equatorial climes, a person would be hard pressed to find a flush toilet in any of them, so the question is moot.

3) Historically, there was a strong alliance between the Nazi's and the Arabs. The Arabs were fed up with British rule and shared Hitler's distate for the Jewish people. A firm Muslim/Nazi co-operation was formed. This would have included the Palestinians.

4) The amount of change you have in your pocket changes with regard to time intervals. A sampling of your pocket when you wrote this post might give one value, a second sampling taken when I wrote this reply might give another. The paradox can be expressed numerically. Let A and B be the amounts in your pocket at times 1 and 2 respectively; their expected values are E(A) and E(B). Let h be the density function of A. Then h(x) = (g(x) + g(x/2)/2)/2 = (2g(x)+g(x/2))/4. (Note that h != g, as g is the density function of the smaller value.) Then

E(K-A) = integral[0,infinity] h(x) (E(B|A=x) - x) dx
= integral[0,infinity] (2g(x) + g(x/2))/4 . ((2x.2g(x) + x/2.g(x/2))/(2g(x)+g(x/2)) - x) dx
= integral[0,infinity] (2xg(x) - x/2 . g(x/2))/4 dx
= (integral[0,infinity] 2xg(x)dx - integral[0,infinity] 2yg(y)dy)/4
= 0.

5) Beware of lagamorphs

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Old 05-22-2004, 03:20 PM   #21
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OOPHS! Forgot to include map in my earlier post:
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:25 PM   #22
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1) This:



2) False

3) Of course he would have. What are you, nuts?

4) $2.72. 22 cents in loose change and 10 quarters pretty much stuck together from the jack-off booth you stopped at on yer way home and finished off after the first two quarters. Next time leave a tip for the jizz mopper, you ingrate.

5) It's about a revolution in the type of films that Hollywood would bankroll.
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:36 PM   #23
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first two quarters

Has anyone here actually been into one of those? Some days here in the bible belt you wonder if the media actually makes that kind of shit up just to mess with us.
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Old 05-22-2004, 10:24 PM   #24
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I used to visit such a place in my younger days.

If I dropped a quarter I NEVER even *thought* about picking it up! EWWW! If my shoes were stuck to the floor after five minutes, what on Earth was on there? I'd rather not think about it. I can afford to lose a quarter. Nowadays, of course, those booths accept only bills. Or so I'm told...I can't afford such things anymore.

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Old 05-22-2004, 10:58 PM   #25
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Re: first two quarters

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here in the bible belt you wonder ....
the bible belt? You're in Wisconsin, right? I thought the bible belt was further south. You're in the Bible Bra.
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Old 05-23-2004, 06:36 AM   #26
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the bible belt? You're in Wisconsin, right? I thought the bible belt was further south. You're in the Bible Bra.
Ah ....ahaha....ahah thats damned funny
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