DQ - Page 2

BigV · 08-14-2005, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by capnhowdy

it'll put your eye out!

Technically, it's the belt buckle that puts out the eye.

Witness:

Quote:

(phone rings)
Voice: Mr. Incredible, we need your help.
(Mr. Incredible hangs up, gets on his gloves and boots, then mask)
Mr. Incredible: Showtime.
(Mr. Incredible tries to get his tights to connect, but they can't)
Elastigirl: (Off Screen) Honey, come to dinner!
Mr. Incredible: Maybe just a salad!
(pants trying to get in tights, then punches the table. Then keeps jerking around, then moving his chair, then stomps his foot, then sits in his chair again, then crawls, hitting the chair.)
Mr. Incredible: Come on...
(pulls his body up, then he manages to connect his tights)
Mr. Incredible: Heh heh...
(sighs, but then his tights come off, and his belt buckle goes flying, destroying the lamp in the room)

08-18-2005, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

i got a 5 lb hersheys bar on wednesday. I'm scared of it. i think i need to give it away as a gift.

I think you should definitely eat all of it!

Queen of the Ryche · 08-18-2005, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

i got a 5 lb hersheys bar on wednesday. I'm scared of it. i think i need to give it away as a gift.

My mailing address again is..............
Wait. Send half to Wolf for what she's going through this week, and I'll take the otehr half for next week. Thank you kindly for your support.

lumberjim · 08-18-2005, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asylum

I think you should definitely eat all of it!

actually, you and Matt were on the short list of recipients.

BigV · 08-18-2005, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

actually, you and Matt were on the short list of recipients.

Whoa!

Two posts in the same day!!

elSicomoro · 08-18-2005, 11:40 PM

Wow, Wolf supports leftist wingnuts after all. I knew it!

wolf · 08-19-2005, 12:13 AM

Where the fuck do you get that from? It's Dairy Queen, not Drama Queen, and I still won't eat Ben & Jerry's because of the whole Mumia thing ...

elSicomoro · 08-19-2005, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

Where the fuck do you get that from?

DQ is part of Berkshire Hathaway. The head of Berkshire Hathaway is Warren Buffett.

Kinda like how everyone who bought Heinz ketchup last year supported the left.

wolf · 08-19-2005, 11:07 AM

Okay, so what ice cream does Halliburton own?

SteveDallas · 08-19-2005, 11:53 AM

The Blizzards are my favorites from DQ, with Oreo taking top honors followed closely by the Banana Split.

mrnoodle · 08-22-2005, 05:57 PM

mmm Blizzards.

I remember the summer they first came out with those, my family was in Durango on vacation to ride the narrow gauge railroad. My brother and I had seen the commercial, and we pestered our parents nonstop for hours until they let us have one. It remains to this day the pinnacle of my gustatory experience (just because of the drama of trying to get one, and the payoff of ice cream after a long day's drive).

lookout123 · 08-22-2005, 06:03 PM

oreo mint blizzard

mmmm

Perry Winkle · 08-22-2005, 06:06 PM

I'm into the nasty, in a good way, quasi-baked-good blizzards. Nothing beats Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough and Brownie Batter Blizzards. I am not a big fan of the cheesecake blizzards they had for a while. There is a place, "Custard's Last Stand" in Lee's Summit, Missouri that makes a killer strawberry cheesecake concrete.

wolf · 08-23-2005, 01:29 AM

I just got coupons for the DQ in the mail ... of course this means that the ambulance will be running their asses off until the day after they expire, and I won't get one.

melidasaur · 08-23-2005, 02:26 PM

I'm telling you, the Georgia Mud Fudge Blizzard is awesome... it's similar to the brownie batter blizzard but not as rich and it has pecan pieces. Yum. I'm curious about the Key Lime one... anyone tried it?

08-19-2005, 12:13 AM	#22
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Where the fuck do you get that from? It's Dairy Queen, not Drama Queen, and I still won't eat Ben & Jerry's because of the whole Mumia thing ... __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

08-19-2005, 11:07 AM	#24
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Okay, so what ice cream does Halliburton own? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

08-22-2005, 05:57 PM	#26
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	mmm Blizzards. I remember the summer they first came out with those, my family was in Durango on vacation to ride the narrow gauge railroad. My brother and I had seen the commercial, and we pestered our parents nonstop for hours until they let us have one. It remains to this day the pinnacle of my gustatory experience (just because of the drama of trying to get one, and the payoff of ice cream after a long day's drive). __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

08-22-2005, 06:03 PM	#27
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	oreo mint blizzard mmmm __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

08-23-2005, 01:29 AM	#29
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I just got coupons for the DQ in the mail ... of course this means that the ambulance will be running their asses off until the day after they expire, and I won't get one. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

08-18-2005, 11:40 PM	#21
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Wow, Wolf supports leftist wingnuts after all. I knew it!

08-19-2005, 11:53 AM	#25
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	The Blizzards are my favorites from DQ, with Oreo taking top honors followed closely by the Banana Split.

08-22-2005, 06:06 PM	#28
Perry Winkle Esnohplad Semaj Ton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 2,259	I'm into the nasty, in a good way, quasi-baked-good blizzards. Nothing beats Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough and Brownie Batter Blizzards. I am not a big fan of the cheesecake blizzards they had for a while. There is a place, "Custard's Last Stand" in Lee's Summit, Missouri that makes a killer strawberry cheesecake concrete.

08-23-2005, 02:26 PM	#30
melidasaur Traded your soul for pogs. Join Date: May 2004 Location: Champaign, IL Posts: 646	I'm telling you, the Georgia Mud Fudge Blizzard is awesome... it's similar to the brownie batter blizzard but not as rich and it has pecan pieces. Yum. I'm curious about the Key Lime one... anyone tried it? __________________ I love England, what can I say?

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