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Old 04-07-2012, 01:53 PM   #1
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Old 04-07-2012, 01:54 PM   #2
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Old 04-07-2012, 02:04 PM   #3
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I love the 'real man' one.
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Old 04-08-2012, 04:02 PM   #4
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Old 04-09-2012, 04:51 PM   #5
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Confucious say: "He who stand on toilet, is high on pot."
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Old 04-11-2012, 12:20 AM   #6
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Confucious say: "He who stand on toilet, is high on pot."
We should maybe make a whole new Confucius say thread.

Confucius say: He who go to sleep with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger.
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Old 04-10-2012, 01:17 PM   #7
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Wait, what?
I don't likey arsehole joke.
Is just teh nasty.
'Specially as both boys helped with algebra and are both similarly disconnected from the Cool People.

Hope he slips sideways on ice and gets a spike through his cheek.
And that the other kid gets to appreciate things being stuck up his butt.
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Old 04-10-2012, 02:54 PM   #8
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"Sarcasm" ...? I do not think that means what you think it means.
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Old 04-10-2012, 03:25 PM   #9
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"Sarcasm" ...? I do not think that means what you think it means.
It's Latin for "I'm a smartass.", ain't it?
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Old 04-11-2012, 11:01 AM   #10
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Confucius say: When the Yellow River runs red, better to take the muddy road.
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Old 04-15-2012, 06:21 PM   #11
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Old 04-11-2012, 11:37 AM   #12
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子曰: 志士仁人,無求生以害仁,有殺身以成仁。

Confucius said: "A righteous man would not compromise ren [human-heartedness; benevolence] because he fears death, but would give up his life to uphold ren.

Did you know that in Taiwan and even increasingly in the Mainland, children actually do have to memorize and recite thousands of Confucian quotations? So, like, I actually know some of what Confucius did say.
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Old 04-11-2012, 11:56 AM   #13
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子曰: 志士仁人,無求生以害仁,有殺身以成仁。

Confucius said: "A righteous man would not compromise ren [human-heartedness; benevolence] because he fears death, but would give up his life to uphold ren.

Did you know that in Taiwan and even increasingly in the Mainland, children actually do have to memorize and recite thousands of Confucian quotations? So, like, I actually know some of what Confucius did say.
Where's the like button?
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Old 04-12-2012, 01:20 PM   #14
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Where's the like button?
Hah!, see what she did there?

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Old 04-13-2012, 08:30 PM   #15
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