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Old 07-04-2006, 02:07 PM   #31
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Old 07-04-2006, 04:45 PM   #32
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Of course she knows she's in trouble if he asks her to be Legolas.
At least Legolas is *somewhat* femme. Imagine if he asked for Gimili...
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Old 07-05-2006, 08:21 AM   #33
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...I HAD SEX WITH A BIG FREAKIN' NERD!

Now, are you happy?
No, jealous (of the nerd)
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Old 07-05-2006, 12:20 PM   #34
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Things must be going pretty well. Bri hasn't made further comment, so I can only assume she's keeping pretty busy, probably discussing things like Steady State Theory and Cosmology.

On a lighter note, does anyone else think that the title of this thread sounds like something that you wish someone else would have to clean up?
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Old 07-05-2006, 12:24 PM   #35
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Things must be going pretty well. Bri hasn't made further comment, so I can only assume she's keeping pretty busy, probably discussing things like Steady State Theory and Cosmology.

yeah, I'm enjoying the Nerd Love. you know how it is when it's their 'first time' with a Non-Trekki. They get all vaklempt. He's keeping me busy for the mo...which is good, as Professor Green-Bean Dick gets home in two days and I am not exactly known for my fortitude.
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Old 07-05-2006, 12:54 PM   #36
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Whew !
good to hear from you. thought you had run off and...got... er... never mind.
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Old 07-05-2006, 02:36 PM   #37
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Professor Green-Bean Dick gets home in two days and I am not exactly known for my fortitude.
Break the cycle, dammit! Stay with this nerd as long as it takes to remember there are better people out there.
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Old 07-05-2006, 03:40 PM   #38
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Hell, you can do better yet...shoot some video of you and the nerd all covered in some sort of nerdish fluid like Mountain Dew or something, going hard at it with a bunch of Trek and D&D paraphenalia surrounding you.

Then send it to the prof. And us.
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Old 07-05-2006, 08:19 PM   #39
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I HAD SEX WITH A BIG FREAKIN' NERD!
Not that I actually want to know, but nevertheless feel compelled to ask; how big is big?


(You actually started it, green bean monger)
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Old 07-06-2006, 01:34 AM   #40
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It's not the size of the slide-rule ...
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Old 07-06-2006, 03:27 AM   #41
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It's the length of the calculation.
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Old 07-06-2006, 07:09 AM   #42
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Not that I actually want to know, but nevertheless feel compelled to ask; how big is big?


(You actually started it, green bean monger)
Big enough. To further the vegtable analogy, a cuke!
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Old 07-06-2006, 08:03 AM   #43
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Well then, how freakin' is freakin'?
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Old 07-07-2006, 02:18 PM   #44
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It's not the size of the slide-rule ...
... It's how hard it gets. Dr Small-Penis Genius had some 'performance' issues. If he insists on calling, Brianna should say how happy she has been with a real man.
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