Aren't You Glad You're an American? - Page 3

10-10-2006, 02:23 AM

Nope... I want a damn urinal. With a little cake in it. Been asking for years. Trumped every time... but I get other stuff every time we move as a concession/compromise prize. So, it has been worth it.

Urbane Guerrilla · 10-10-2006, 08:05 PM

Noodle, a friend of mine told me the story about a friend of his, lots of beer, a very black South Dakota night, and a fenceline. An electrified fenceline -- 12 volts direct current off a storage battery. To conserve current, the fence is fitted with a switch that turns the current on and off automatically, spending only some of its time actually energized.

It switched on right when he was about halfway through getting rid of quite a bit of beer. The DC locked him open.

Friend learned a whole new meaning to the phrase "piss and moan."

As for this Norwegian affair, what was it Mark Twain said of school boards?

Aliantha · 10-10-2006, 11:44 PM

I'm pretty glad I'm australian.

10-25-2006, 08:47 PM

So why the little Union Jack in the corner of your flag ?

Aliantha · 10-25-2006, 09:00 PM

That's a particularly stupid question buddug. If you need an explanation you'll have to get it from someone else because I'm pretty tired of your tripe.

10-10-2006, 08:05 PM	#2
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	Noodle, a friend of mine told me the story about a friend of his, lots of beer, a very black South Dakota night, and a fenceline. An electrified fenceline -- 12 volts direct current off a storage battery. To conserve current, the fence is fitted with a switch that turns the current on and off automatically, spending only some of its time actually energized. It switched on right when he was about halfway through getting rid of quite a bit of beer. The DC locked him open. Friend learned a whole new meaning to the phrase "piss and moan." As for this Norwegian affair, what was it Mark Twain said of school boards? __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

10-10-2006, 11:44 PM	#3
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I'm pretty glad I'm australian. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-25-2006, 09:00 PM	#5
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	That's a particularly stupid question buddug. If you need an explanation you'll have to get it from someone else because I'm pretty tired of your tripe. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-10-2006, 02:23 AM	#1
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	Nope... I want a damn urinal. With a little cake in it. Been asking for years. Trumped every time... but I get other stuff every time we move as a concession/compromise prize. So, it has been worth it.

10-25-2006, 08:47 PM	#4
Buddug Guest Posts: n/a	So why the little Union Jack in the corner of your flag ?

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