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Old 09-09-2008, 12:46 AM   #31
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You're lucky Sheldon. Enjoy it and be thankful. Plenty of people don't have a family to care for them, let alone give then presents just because they feel like it.

Very lucky man.
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Old 09-09-2008, 10:39 AM   #32
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You're lucky Sheldon. Enjoy it and be thankful. Plenty of people don't have a family to care for them, let alone give then presents just because they feel like it.

Very lucky man.
Or maybe they are expecting me to change their depends when the time comes. hahaha!
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Old 09-09-2008, 10:39 AM   #33
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...and now see the advantage in having the ability to see a 12" penis that is pretty much life size on your TV?
More like 3/4 scale. :-)
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Old 09-09-2008, 06:03 PM   #34
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Or maybe they are expecting me to change their depends when the time comes. hahaha!
Maybe they are, and if you love them as you say you do, I reckon you'd do it just because it needed doing...although maybe it'd also be your chance to let them stew in it to get them back for all the nasty pranks during childhood.
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Old 09-09-2008, 06:16 PM   #35
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Maybe they are, and if you love them as you say you do, I reckon you'd do it just because it needed doing...although maybe it'd also be your chance to let them stew in it to get them back for all the nasty pranks during childhood.
Lucky for me my nephew lives in NJ and he's a Nurse. :-)
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Old 09-09-2008, 08:35 PM   #36
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Lay the giant TV flat on the floor.
Play DVD of gay orgy porn on TV.
Cover self and partner(s) of your choice in oil.
Writhe naked on screen of TV with partner(s).
Film this. Send video to sisters as a thank you note for their latest present... "I always love the creative sex-toys you keep sending me."
If they survive the shock, they might stop sending you stuff. Or they might start sending you even more disturbing things. Maybe you'll like that.
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Old 09-09-2008, 08:46 PM   #37
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Lay the giant TV flat on the floor.
Play DVD of gay orgy porn on TV.
Cover self and partner(s) of your choice in oil.
Writhe naked on screen of TV with partner(s).
Film this. Send video to sisters as a thank you note for their latest present... "I always love the creative sex-toys you keep sending me."
If they survive the shock, they might stop sending you stuff. Or they might start sending you even more disturbing things. Maybe you'll like that.
Nah. Did that last year with the portable TV for the Christmas cards.
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Old 09-09-2008, 09:33 PM   #38
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You can't see it but I'm pinching the bridge of my nose and saying "Unnh".

I hate to be the one to tell you you are lucky when you are not. Consider:My MIL and her late sister have this, habit is too soft a word, burning raison d'etre to buy things which rightfully should be thrown in a landfill from tag sales or street vendors or church rummage sales and then stuff shopping bags full of this shit and send them home with my wife or bring them with them on visits.

Once, they had shipped a carton the size of a small fridge to our house claiming it was full of really expensive china from a friend "who only bought really good things" When it arrived we spent about an hour and a half unwrapping the mummified-in-bubble-wrap china to discover it was a hodge podge of ceramic and glass shit, nonoe of which matched or was in any way noteworthy or remarkable. We now had an enormous plie of shit to take to the transfer station and PAY to have thrown away.

I estimate we've spent about $50. to throw dispose of the precious items they've sent our way. The last straw was a mini cuisinart which was missing some crucial parts. MIL tried to fob it off on us for over six months! Every visit (During the school year we'd see her almost every week) I would refuse and the next time she'd be at it again as if it were a DIFFERENT cuisinart than the last time!!! One time we were heading home and we stopped for groceries on the way and I opened the trunk of the car and saw the fucking thing sitting there. I took the bag out of the trunk and placed it next to the trash can at the grocery store. The best part is that my wife never noticed it wasn't in the trunk and my MIL has never asked about it when she visits. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?

Thankfully when my MIL's sister passed away the trash gifting slowed down quite a bit. I think they were in competetion in a strange way. I once saw MIL's sister stop for a long time considering taking someone's wedding album out of the trash by the side of the street...

So, 42" tv? as Zippyt said to me: Oh rub some dirt on it and get back in there Nancy !!
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Old 09-09-2008, 09:51 PM   #39
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Older sisters' sinister motive; Youngest gets stuck burying older sibs. I'm the youngest of seven. I've already planted three.
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Old 09-09-2008, 09:55 PM   #40
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Your usertitle is disturbingly appropriate.
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Old 09-10-2008, 08:16 AM   #41
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I'm the youngest of three. My brother is 35, my sister is 32, and I'm 26. Still the baby, no matter what the age. I've decided that no matter how old you are, just as long as there's someone else around that's older than you, you're either the baby, or referred to as a 'kid'....
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Old 09-10-2008, 08:52 AM   #42
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I'm the youngest of three. My brother is 35, my sister is 32, and I'm 26. Still the baby, no matter what the age. I've decided that no matter how old you are, just as long as there's someone else around that's older than you, you're either the baby, or referred to as a 'kid'....
Well this "kid" has been getting mail from AARP for 2 years. I can join in 1.5 years! lol!!!
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