Pardon my Penis - Page 3

lumberjim · 01-10-2009, 04:22 PM

and there is a poem in

can hunglikejesus
pardon my penis?

monster · 01-10-2009, 04:48 PM

I'm not the penis pardoner, I'm the penis pardoner's son
and I'm only pardoning penises until the penis pardoners cum

Nirvana · 01-10-2009, 08:32 PM

>Pinot Noir thru the nose <

capnhowdy · 01-11-2009, 09:22 AM

Bush pardon a penis?

Hell, Bush IS a penis.

richlevy · 01-11-2009, 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Does anyone remember that NAtional Lampoon parody of WWII proganda posters,
"Loose tits sink ships"

That was funny. I wonder whatever happened to all my old national lampoons?

You can find anything on the Internet.

ZenGum · 01-11-2009, 07:58 PM

Your petition for a pardon is denied.

Executioner - off with his head!

Sundae · 01-12-2009, 06:02 AM

There's an advert I must get a photo of for y'all.
It's on the bus stop I walk past nearly every day and is for McDonalds Pound Saver Chicken Mayo burger.

The thing is, I don't think the mayo in the picture is really of the right viscosity. It just doesn't look as opaque as it should. Every time I look at the huge burger, wider across than I am, the first thing that comes into my head is Sperm Burger!!! Arrrgh! McSalty McSpermy Chicken!!!!

And I usually spray out a big guffaw and then smile all the way home.

ETA: the same shot (pun intended) is not used on the internet advert - I've just checked. Damn, I really will have to go and photograph it.

TheMercenary · 01-12-2009, 06:35 AM

Sounds funny. Put it on so we can play with it in Photoshop.

Sundae · 01-12-2009, 08:50 AM

It really doesn't show up in this picture.
It is a little more spermy than this photo suggests.

Truth is, once I had made the McMayo/ McSemen connection, it just made me laugh every time.

Especially with the tagline.

Clodfobble · 01-12-2009, 01:11 PM

Ew, yes you're right Sundae, that's not proper mayonnaise at all. That is totally a sperm-burger.

capnhowdy · 01-12-2009, 04:13 PM

That's just Mcdisgusting. And then some. Maybe it'll never make it across the pond.

01-10-2009, 04:22 PM	#31
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	and there is a poem in can hunglikejesus pardon my penis? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-10-2009, 04:48 PM	#32
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I'm not the penis pardoner, I'm the penis pardoner's son and I'm only pardoning penises until the penis pardoners cum __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-10-2009, 08:32 PM	#33
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	>Pinot Noir thru the nose < __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

01-11-2009, 09:22 AM	#34
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Bush pardon a penis? Hell, Bush IS a penis. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

01-11-2009, 07:58 PM	#36
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Your petition for a pardon is denied. Executioner - off with his head! __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

01-12-2009, 06:02 AM	#37
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	There's an advert I must get a photo of for y'all. It's on the bus stop I walk past nearly every day and is for McDonalds Pound Saver Chicken Mayo burger. The thing is, I don't think the mayo in the picture is really of the right viscosity. It just doesn't look as opaque as it should. Every time I look at the huge burger, wider across than I am, the first thing that comes into my head is Sperm Burger!!! Arrrgh! McSalty McSpermy Chicken!!!! And I usually spray out a big guffaw and then smile all the way home. ETA: the same shot (pun intended) is not used on the internet advert - I've just checked. Damn, I really will have to go and photograph it.

01-12-2009, 06:35 AM	#38
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Sounds funny. Put it on so we can play with it in Photoshop. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

01-12-2009, 08:50 AM	#39
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	It really doesn't show up in this picture. It is a little more spermy than this photo suggests. Truth is, once I had made the McMayo/ McSemen connection, it just made me laugh every time. Especially with the tagline. Attached Images

01-12-2009, 01:11 PM	#40
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Ew, yes you're right Sundae, that's not proper mayonnaise at all. That is totally a sperm-burger. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

01-12-2009, 04:13 PM	#41
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	That's just Mcdisgusting. And then some. Maybe it'll never make it across the pond. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

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