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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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My ex told me about a crazy relative of his, an old batty bitty I think, who stood up during a wedding and started singing "Here comes the bride, big fat and wide." ![]()
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Professor
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Location: Houston, TX
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Gone and done
Join Date: Sep 2001
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Nuts & seeds Pulses (lentils, dals) Dried beans Tofu Grains These days, they can also use meat-substitutes like Seitan, TVP and Quorn. My mother would never touch such things; something vegan that's meant to be kinda-meat-like would freak her out completely.
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Join Date: Feb 2006
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It can be very funny if it's not you. Not sure how that joke might fit in during a wedding reception unless we were revisiting the bride or groom's past. Even more funny that something about the couple reminded her of that joke...
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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Oh, it was worse than that. It was more along the lines of, "Thish place is too serious! Listen, listen, I'mma tell y'all a joke..."
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: above 7,000 feet
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If you are what you eat, then I'm a vegetarian.
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