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Old 03-31-2010, 12:42 AM   #1
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Distant relative of mine got up and told that joke during my cousin's wedding toasts. There were children in attendance. She was very drunk.
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Old 03-31-2010, 09:59 AM   #2
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Distant relative of mine got up and told that joke during my cousin's wedding toasts. There were children in attendance. She was very drunk.
snort!

My ex told me about a crazy relative of his, an old batty bitty I think, who stood up during a wedding and started singing "Here comes the bride, big fat and wide."
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Old 03-31-2010, 10:04 AM   #3
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My ex told me about a crazy relative of his, an old batty bitty I think, who stood up during a wedding and started singing "Here comes the bride, big fat and wide."
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Old 03-31-2010, 12:21 PM   #4
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Distant relative of mine got up and told that joke during my cousin's wedding toasts. There were children in attendance. She was very drunk.
Like something from "Amarcord"
It can be very funny if it's not you. Not sure how that joke might fit in during a wedding reception unless we were revisiting the bride or groom's past. Even more funny that something about the couple reminded her of that joke...
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