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Old 04-14-2010, 03:16 PM   #31
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such pressure....

1. When you dance, do you really dance?
I dance like Elaine Benes.

2. Pronounce "My Dixie Wrecked" to anyone in the room
Hey you! My dick's erect.

3. What weighs more, 40 lbs of feathers or my heid?
Your heid, cuz it's dirty.

4. How do you spell spigot?
With a q, but no u.

5. what color is the number 2?
Chartreuse.

6. hotdog: Ketchup or Mustard?
Country Bob's and onions.

7. silver, wet, rusty
A refrigerator?

8. What is the best thing you could ever eat for breakfast?
Country ham, fried eggs, grits, toast, and maybe some hash browns.

9. What's that on your desk?
It's a phone, what the hell does it look like?

10. high five!
Yay!
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Old 04-14-2010, 03:21 PM   #32
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7. silver, wet, rusty
Ewwww, is that your cockring?!
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Greatest quiz answer evah!
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Old 04-14-2010, 05:39 PM   #33
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1. When you dance, do you really dance?
No. Imagine a spastic doughnut addict just getting off the tilt-a-whirl.

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2. Pronounce "My Dixie Wrecked" to anyone in the room
Heywood Jublowmee

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3. What weighs more, 40 lbs of feathers or my heid?
Your heid

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4. How do you spell spigot?
f-a-u-c-e-t

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5. what color is the number 2?
poop brown

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6. hotdog: Ketchup or Mustard?
mustard and relish

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7.silver, wet, rusty
Not again!

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8. What is the best thing you could ever eat for breakfast?
Zoey Deschanel

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9. What's that on your desk?
That? Uh, it's a uh... gold bar. Yeah, that's what it is.

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10. high five!
Here's your change
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Old 04-14-2010, 09:07 PM   #34
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Greatest quiz answer evah!
agreed.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

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Old 04-15-2010, 01:37 PM   #35
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Hmmm. LovelyMaria hasn't been back since she posted this a couple of days ago.
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Old 04-15-2010, 01:42 PM   #36
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this is not a surprise
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Old 04-15-2010, 01:47 PM   #37
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Yeah, but Sexobon is still around and a decent poster. I'd never have predicted that.

It's just the name, just the name.
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Old 04-15-2010, 02:13 PM   #38
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Yeah, but Sexobon is still around and a decent poster. I'd never have predicted that.
How could you not have predicted that someone named after a giant cinnamon roll wouldn't "stick" around?
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"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 04-15-2010, 02:15 PM   #39
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Yehbut ... Sexobon's an old dwellar wearing a new hat.
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Old 04-15-2010, 02:17 PM   #40
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A little dicky bird just made me aware of that.
I'm such a plum.

His fault though (sexobon I mean).
You can't put SEX in front and expect me to read the end of the word! That's like putting a McDonalds in front of a bulimic and asking her to notice the pattern of the sesame seeds!
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Old 04-15-2010, 02:26 PM   #41
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They're in a spiral pattern right? Oh please say they are.
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Old 04-15-2010, 02:34 PM   #42
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They look like Jebus.
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Old 04-15-2010, 02:36 PM   #43
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Mine look like the Virgin Marry.

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Old 04-15-2010, 03:28 PM   #44
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Oy! Virgin ... *points to a church* marry!
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Old 04-15-2010, 03:35 PM   #45
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Mine looks like the Virgin Mary's.
orly?
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