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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
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You are just cute as a damn button...
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Join Date: May 2008
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Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
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because it "sounds like":
lick her ass?! (asked in shocked surprise), of course not, not only did I NOT do that (ew!), I didn't even squeeze her boobs! all cleared up now?
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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Now I have questions for you, Ms. Tulip. Tell us more about yourself, pleeeeease.... you are very mysterious!
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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I hear them call the tide
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Do you have a job? A significant other? I understand you look after your nephew a significant amount -are you a stay-at-home-auntie? How did that come to be? Are you also looking after your mom? You mentioned her once or twice but not recently, I think. You often mention the influence of your Asain culture on your life -is that something you celebrate or regret or both? Is that enough for starters?
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Yes, I do have a job. I don't have a significant other. I am not a stay-at-home-auntie. We're just too nice so we ended up keeping my nephew alot. There are 3 of us, my mom, my sister, and I in the household so if someone is busy, the other person(s) will take care of him. I would say I live with my mom and not look after her although she's 67. Muscle-wise, she's stronger than I. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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Also, there's an old story about a line that sounds like it should be a punch line, but doesn't have a build-up joke:
Liquor? I didn't even kiss her! I think there's another line like that, but I can't think of it right now.
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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I like my women like I like my bars. Liquor in the front and poker in the rear.
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a beautiful fool
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RECTUM!? damn near killed him!
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Liquor up front, poker in the rear.
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Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind. |
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
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What do you do? Will you have to kill me if you tell me? Are you an FBI agent? A telephone sanitation operative? A garbage truck driver?
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Did you ever get a liquor flask?
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