Fear of spiders. - Page 3

Pico and ME · 09-30-2011, 03:42 PM

If I saw this in my bathroom, tho, I wouldn't find it cute AT ALL!

infinite monkey · 09-30-2011, 03:44 PM

Maybe I better not watch that video.

Well, now we know. There are two types of bugs known as Daddy Long Legs. Who'd've thunk?

See what we accomplish when we put our posts together? God Bless Us, Everyone!

infinite monkey · 09-30-2011, 03:48 PM

Thank you for synops...synosp...snynops...for repeating and validating my theories and cites.

Sundae · 09-30-2011, 03:51 PM

Um, you know what?
If I saw that writhing mass of harvestmen (harvestmans?) I would scream.
GRIM.

Everything in moderation.

Perry Winkle · 09-30-2011, 03:58 PM

We have hobo spiders here. A dead hobo is a good hobo.

Rhianne · 09-30-2011, 04:24 PM

You're all wrong, totally wrong. Spiders are adorable. Given the choice between a spider and a dog I know which I'd rather share a room with.

Even if you don't like cuties like the one below though, have a look at this link to see some amazing photos - then tell me you don't want one of your own!

http://www.boredpanda.com/beautiful-...spider-photos/

infinite monkey · 09-30-2011, 04:27 PM

Son of a bitch.

Now I have to ignore Rhianne and only read posts on a case by case. Please to warn of spider pictures.

Seriously, I will have nightmares.

No, not cute. No. No. No. It wants to eat my face off.

sexobon · 09-30-2011, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

... No, not cute. No. No. No. It wants to eat my face off.

Its bite will turn you into a spider monkey!

buttless · 09-30-2011, 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae

I am far more afraid of shitting myself than any spider.

Oh wait - clarify.
Any spider in this country.

I'm not mean enough to attach the photo of the huntsman spider behind the clock (hahaha, I know it's seared in your brains anyway!) but it has reminded me to print it off for a spider-shy colleague at work.

S'okay, you already know I'm teh evil.

Pictures have no effect on me.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimhelm

I've decapitated a wasp with scissors and put it's little head on a toothpick as a warning to the other wasps.

I shall have his head on a pike!

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

I'm the same about Daddy Long Legs. They are cute.

They're not spiders, they're harvestmen. A fine distinction, but even as a kid I noted it. (And as a kid I called them Granddaddy Long Legs for some reason.)

Plus, I don't think they tend to sneak into your house. DLLs seem perfectly content to stay outside. I don't think I've ever seen one crawling around my house. Weird.

Oh crap!
Do these little bastards have anything to do with Winblows error messages that mention dlls?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhianne

You're all wrong, totally wrong. Spiders are adorable. Given the choice between a spider and a dog I know which I'd rather share a room with.

Even if you don't like cuties like the one below though, have a look at this link to see some amazing photos - then tell me you don't want one of your own!

http://www.boredpanda.com/beautiful-...spider-photos/

I took a look and I still do not want one.

Jumping spiders are almost as bad as flying sharks.

SamIam · 09-30-2011, 06:07 PM

The tarantulas are gearing up for their major fall migration in the Southwest. With any luck, I should see a few of them crossing the roads.

Sundae · 09-30-2011, 04:35 PM

Rhianne they are beautiful biders.
I still wouldn't want a writhing mass of anything on me though.

Like I have no fear of birds, but I hated having to change at Mile End Tube Station, because the carriage I needed to be in was right under a gap in the netting that stopped pigeons roosting in the station. There were so many concentrated at that point and the sheer noise and and the confined flapping and racketing of them made me squirm.

footfootfoot · 09-30-2011, 04:53 PM

♪ ♫ Hey, didja happen to see the most beautiful spider in the world? and if you did, was it spinning, spinning? ♪ ♫

But seriously, what doesn't look fantastic at 600X magnification?

This is an awesome brooch, infi, it's not at all a spider.

infinite monkey · 09-30-2011, 06:15 PM

I bid this thread adieu! I wish it luck, and many years of happy posts, but I just can't be in this thread anymore. It's become the fear we a-phobes came here to lament.

Rhianne · 09-30-2011, 06:30 PM

Now, if we could only get I.M. out of all the other threads...!

footfootfoot · 09-30-2011, 07:34 PM

You evil genius, you.

09-30-2011, 03:42 PM	#1
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	If I saw this in my bathroom, tho, I wouldn't find it cute AT ALL! __________________ Jesse LaGreca in 2012 “Seven Deadly Sins: Wealth without work, Pleasure without conscience, Science without humanity, Knowledge without character, Politics without principle, Commerce without morality, Worship without sacrifice.” – Mahatma Gandhi

09-30-2011, 03:51 PM	#4
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Um, you know what? If I saw that writhing mass of harvestmen (harvestmans?) I would scream. GRIM. Everything in moderation. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

09-30-2011, 04:24 PM	#6
Rhianne Nearly done. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Teetering on the edge. Posts: 1,134	You're all wrong, totally wrong. Spiders are adorable. Given the choice between a spider and a dog I know which I'd rather share a room with. Even if you don't like cuties like the one below though, have a look at this link to see some amazing photos - then tell me you don't want one of your own! http://www.boredpanda.com/beautiful-...spider-photos/ Attached Images

09-30-2011, 06:07 PM	#10
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	The tarantulas are gearing up for their major fall migration in the Southwest. With any luck, I should see a few of them crossing the roads. Attached Images

09-30-2011, 04:35 PM	#11
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Rhianne they are beautiful biders. I still wouldn't want a writhing mass of anything on me though. Like I have no fear of birds, but I hated having to change at Mile End Tube Station, because the carriage I needed to be in was right under a gap in the netting that stopped pigeons roosting in the station. There were so many concentrated at that point and the sheer noise and and the confined flapping and racketing of them made me squirm. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

09-30-2011, 03:44 PM	#2
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Maybe I better not watch that video. Well, now we know. There are two types of bugs known as Daddy Long Legs. Who'd've thunk? See what we accomplish when we put our posts together? God Bless Us, Everyone!

09-30-2011, 03:48 PM	#3
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Thank you for synops...synosp...snynops...for repeating and validating my theories and cites.

09-30-2011, 03:58 PM	#5
Perry Winkle Esnohplad Semaj Ton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 2,259	We have hobo spiders here. A dead hobo is a good hobo.

09-30-2011, 04:27 PM	#7
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Son of a bitch. Now I have to ignore Rhianne and only read posts on a case by case. Please to warn of spider pictures. Seriously, I will have nightmares. No, not cute. No. No. No. It wants to eat my face off.

09-30-2011, 04:53 PM	#12
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	♪ ♫ Hey, didja happen to see the most beautiful spider in the world? and if you did, was it spinning, spinning? ♪ ♫ But seriously, what doesn't look fantastic at 600X magnification? This is an awesome brooch, infi, it's not at all a spider. Attached Images __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

09-30-2011, 06:15 PM	#13
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I bid this thread adieu! I wish it luck, and many years of happy posts, but I just can't be in this thread anymore. It's become the fear we a-phobes came here to lament.

09-30-2011, 06:30 PM	#14
Rhianne Nearly done. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Teetering on the edge. Posts: 1,134	Now, if we could only get I.M. out of all the other threads...!

09-30-2011, 07:34 PM	#15
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	You evil genius, you. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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