The Most WTF?! Thing You Will Ever See. - Page 3

Undertoad · 11-01-2011, 01:29 PM

A neurobiologist, a supermodel, a mother of 4 wonderful childen, a volunteer for the Red Cross, and a deacon in her church all walk into a bar.

wolf · 11-01-2011, 01:30 PM

They should have ducked.

footfootfoot · 11-01-2011, 01:45 PM

I missed that post.

BigV · 11-01-2011, 01:47 PM

...and now you're pissed the piss post is past?

infinite monkey · 11-01-2011, 01:53 PM

Possibly.

Sundae · 11-01-2011, 02:02 PM

Possibly pissed, Infi?

Clodfobble · 11-01-2011, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae

Deacons don't piss in grocery stores.

Ahem... it was a liquor store. Crikey, looks like I have to do all the rumor-mongering around here if it's to be done properly.

Sundae · 11-01-2011, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae

She's not.
Deacons don't piss in grocery stores.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Ahem... it was a liquor store. Crikey, looks like I have to do all the rumor-mongering around here if it's to be done properly.

I do apologise.
Grocery stores in England sell alchofrolics.
Larger stores even have alkie-aisles.

Our liquor stores are off licences.
And they have cages.

You might get by being pissed.
But if you're pissed off or pissy you might be barred.
As for actual pissing..... No, I don't think so.

BigV · 11-01-2011, 02:39 PM

a liquor store. got it. aaaaand the circle closes.

DanaC · 11-01-2011, 02:39 PM

Wtf? We're store-pissing now? When did that one start?

Wtf is going on?

classicman · 11-01-2011, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC

Wtf? We're store-pissing now? When did that one start?

Its all the rage now that planking has fallen off..

classicman · 11-01-2011, 02:40 PM

Don't feel bad Sundae - I do that on purpose quite often.
You gotta finish with eye contact and a big smile.
They get really uncomfortable.

DanaC · 11-01-2011, 02:44 PM

Aheheehehe

I'd love it if that was the next craze. People taking shaky phone footage of themselves just avin a quick piss in tescos.

I probably wouldn't shop in any o fthe big stores til the phase passed though.

HungLikeJesus · 11-01-2011, 06:11 PM

People shouldn't talk on their phones in public and then act like others shouldn't listen.

Once I was in the restroom at work and someone in one of the stalls started talking on their phone. On the way out I turned out the light so they could have privacy.

Clodfobble · 11-01-2011, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC

Wtf? We're store-pissing now? When did that one start?

Wtf is going on?

Once upon a time, someone posted a WTF picture of a blonde, fairly-nicely dressed woman squatting and peeing through her clothes in a liquor store. Her face was covered with her hands, so you got the impression it was either a drunken dare, or a shameful (but still drunken) "Oops I didn't realize I had to go that badly" moment.

Someone, I had thought Lookout123 but now I'm not so sure, decided she looked like me, since she did possess straight blonde hair. Thus I became the liquor-store-pisser.

I have actually spent a good amount of time searching for the post, but so far I am unsuccessful. I am relatively sure it was posted a short time after 9-25-2007, because I remember it was right around the time that guy Jeboduzza was posting about his sister dying on 9/11 (the beginning of that meme, you may recall.) But so far, I have ruled out the "What the fuck!" thread, and the WTF NSFW thread, at least for that time frame.

Edit: Oh I found it! Starts in post #22 in this thread. Turns out it was Jim who saw the physical resemblance.

11-01-2011, 01:45 PM	#3
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I missed that post. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

11-01-2011, 01:47 PM	#4
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	...and now you're pissed the piss post is past? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

11-01-2011, 02:02 PM	#6
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Possibly pissed, Infi? __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

11-01-2011, 02:39 PM	#9
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	a liquor store. got it. aaaaand the circle closes. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

11-01-2011, 02:40 PM	#12
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Don't feel bad Sundae - I do that on purpose quite often. You gotta finish with eye contact and a big smile. They get really uncomfortable. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

11-01-2011, 01:29 PM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	A neurobiologist, a supermodel, a mother of 4 wonderful childen, a volunteer for the Red Cross, and a deacon in her church all walk into a bar.

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wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	They should have ducked. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Possibly.

11-01-2011, 06:11 PM	#14
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	People shouldn't talk on their phones in public and then act like others shouldn't listen. Once I was in the restroom at work and someone in one of the stalls started talking on their phone. On the way out I turned out the light so they could have privacy. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

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