Tasteless Jokes - Page 32

infinite monkey · 05-05-2011, 09:47 AM

How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb.

You don't know, man, you weren't THERE!

(In my defense, the VVs I've told this joke to thought it was pretty funny.)

monster · 05-05-2011, 09:57 AM

How many SEALS does it take to screw in a lightbulb....?

Sheldonrs · 05-05-2011, 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

How many SEALS does it take to screw in a lightbulb....?

It depends on which news source you ask.

Pete Zicato · 05-06-2011, 04:47 PM

And they'll never get a commendation from the House anyway.

infinite monkey · 05-05-2011, 09:58 AM

One really short one?

DanaC · 05-05-2011, 09:58 AM

You do not need to know.

classicman · 05-15-2011, 09:16 PM

Comedian Jeff Foxworthy being politically incorrect on Muslims...

IF......

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim

3. You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof, and suicide.
You may be a Muslim

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
You may be a Muslim

Pete Zicato · 05-15-2011, 10:09 PM

Snopes says it's not from Foxworthy.

DanaC · 05-16-2011, 07:03 AM

I didn't think it was particularly funny.

footfootfoot · 05-16-2011, 07:05 AM

but it was pretty racist

DanaC · 05-16-2011, 07:07 AM

True.

Clodfobble · 05-16-2011, 07:17 AM

Oh, be nice. It's in the Tasteless Jokes thread. Every single joke in here has been racist or otherwise horribly offensive. I can think of several that were far worse, most involving sex and children. Don't start a flame war today.

classicman · 05-16-2011, 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete Zicato

Snopes says it's not from Foxworthy.

meh - got an email .... slow night, slight thread bump...

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC

I didn't think it was particularly funny.

Unnecessary.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Oh, be nice. It's in the Tasteless Jokes thread. Every single joke in here has been racist or otherwise horribly offensive. I can think of several that were far worse, most involving sex and children. Don't start a flame war today.

thank you.

GunMaster357 · 05-16-2011, 07:20 AM

I used to go out with a Muslim woman but her views on suicide bombing were too much to take. She eventually went off with someone else.

DanaC · 05-16-2011, 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GunMaster357

I used to go out with a Muslim woman but her views on suicide bombing were too much to take. She eventually went off with someone else.

See, now that is tasteless and racist but it's also funny.

05-05-2011, 09:57 AM	#2
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	How many SEALS does it take to screw in a lightbulb....? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-06-2011, 04:47 PM	#4
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	And they'll never get a commendation from the House anyway. __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

05-15-2011, 09:16 PM	#7
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Comedian Jeff Foxworthy being politically incorrect on Muslims... IF...... 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. You may be a Muslim 3. You have more wives than teeth. You may be a Muslim 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean. You may be a Muslim 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof, and suicide. You may be a Muslim 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. You may be a Muslim 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. You may be a Muslim 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You may be a Muslim 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. You may be a Muslim __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

05-15-2011, 10:09 PM	#8
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	Snopes says it's not from Foxworthy. __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

05-16-2011, 07:05 AM	#10
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	but it was pretty racist __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

05-05-2011, 09:47 AM	#1
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb. You don't know, man, you weren't THERE! (In my defense, the VVs I've told this joke to thought it was pretty funny.)

05-05-2011, 09:58 AM	#5
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	One really short one?

05-16-2011, 07:17 AM	#12
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Oh, be nice. It's in the Tasteless Jokes thread. Every single joke in here has been racist or otherwise horribly offensive. I can think of several that were far worse, most involving sex and children. Don't start a flame war today. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

05-16-2011, 07:20 AM	#14
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	I used to go out with a Muslim woman but her views on suicide bombing were too much to take. She eventually went off with someone else. __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

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