A spate of underwire incidents.... - Page 4

Mayor of Shekou · 04-12-2007, 04:50 AM

OK, I realize it just isn't quite right for me to be posting here, but I have to ask: Recently my wife found that one wire in her underwire bra disappeared in the wash. I looked real close, but couldn't find an exit hole or any damage. We never found the wire itself. It's like it just dissolved in place. Does this sort of thing happen often? My experience here is limited...

SteveDallas · 04-12-2007, 09:21 AM

Quantum tunneling.

DanaC · 04-12-2007, 05:22 PM

You all are so lucky. I always wanted big bouncy breasts. I mean....I like mine, they're pert and cute an' all.....but sometimes I would totally swap them for a pair of biguns

lumberjim · 04-12-2007, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC

You all are so lucky. I always wanted big bouncy breasts. I mean....I like mine, they're pert and cute an' all.....but sometimes I would totally swap them for a pair of biguns

this kind of post is why brianna can't stand you. just in case you didn't get it.

monster · 04-12-2007, 06:28 PM

I pay $7 for my cotton underwire bras. The underwires usually stay in long enough for the rest of the bra to wear out. Not terribly environmentally friendly, but cotton and replaced often seems to be the way to keep a comfy fit. i did go through a spate of underwire incidents when I used to pay more for bras. Go figure.

Mayor, you'll find it if you ever remove the drum. You'll find several of them. Snuggled up in all the odd socks like little sleeping bags. They use your trouser buttons for pillows. The exit hole heals before the bra even gets to the spin cycle. It's a conspiracy.

Cloud · 04-12-2007, 08:54 PM

bras suck.

Maybe you need to hire a bruja?

footfootfoot · 04-12-2007, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Cloud

bras suck.

Maybe you need to hire a bruja?

braja?

DanaC · 04-13-2007, 05:49 AM

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this kind of post is why brianna can't stand you. just in case you didn't get it.

I honestly don't care why brianna can't stand me. The feeling is entirely mutual. The post was an honest one. I do like my breasts. On the other hand I have always, since i was a kid of 13, wanted bigger tits. All the other girls had nice bouncy breasts that the boys wanted to play with whilst I got teased for being flat chested. Even my early bf's used to take the piss out of me, because they knew it wound me up (not unkindly).Took me a long time to learn to like my breasts. Probably only really resigned myself to them about 5 years ago. But still.....when other women talk about theirs I sometimes feel i am missing out. These are the hangups childhood leaves us with. The comment about them being pert and cute was supposed to be humorous and to let people know that this isn't something I am seriously bothered by anymore. So, y'know, if bri wants to hate me for saying something like that, well all power to her. If you want to dislike me for saying something like that, well frankly I have more pressing things to concern myself with.

Aliantha · 04-13-2007, 06:44 AM

You have nice boobs Dana.

I have to say that i like mine more though. Probably cause they're attached to my chest.

DanaC · 04-13-2007, 06:52 AM

lol

lumberjim · 04-13-2007, 08:16 AM

NO, NO. I dislike your overuse of asterisks, your poetry and your communist philosophies. ...but mostly it's the asterisks. *mocks you*

DanaC · 04-13-2007, 08:37 AM

*nods* ok. I can live with that.

SteveDallas · 04-17-2007, 08:20 PM

I'm having the oddest urge to go make myself a tossed salad.

monster · 04-18-2007, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

I'm having the oddest urge to go make myself a tossed salad.

(tossed in the Brit slang sense?)

JayMcGee · 04-17-2007, 08:32 PM

this thread would be so much better with piccies.....

04-12-2007, 06:28 PM	#5
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I pay $7 for my cotton underwire bras. The underwires usually stay in long enough for the rest of the bra to wear out. Not terribly environmentally friendly, but cotton and replaced often seems to be the way to keep a comfy fit. i did go through a spate of underwire incidents when I used to pay more for bras. Go figure. Mayor, you'll find it if you ever remove the drum. You'll find several of them. Snuggled up in all the odd socks like little sleeping bags. They use your trouser buttons for pillows. The exit hole heals before the bra even gets to the spin cycle. It's a conspiracy. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-12-2007, 08:54 PM	#6
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	bras suck. Maybe you need to hire a bruja? __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

04-13-2007, 06:44 AM	#9
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	You have nice boobs Dana. I have to say that i like mine more though. Probably cause they're attached to my chest. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

04-13-2007, 08:16 AM	#11
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	NO, NO. I dislike your overuse of asterisks, your poetry and your communist philosophies. ...but mostly it's the asterisks. mocks you __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-17-2007, 08:32 PM	#15
JayMcGee Cardigan-wearing man Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Much Binding In The Marsh Posts: 1,082	this thread would be so much better with piccies..... __________________ I like wearing cardigans...... my current favourite is an orange cable-knit with real leatherette buttons.

04-12-2007, 04:50 AM	#1
Mayor of Shekou You can't misbehave when you stick out in a crowd Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Shekou, Shenzhen - Southern China Posts: 110	OK, I realize it just isn't quite right for me to be posting here, but I have to ask: Recently my wife found that one wire in her underwire bra disappeared in the wash. I looked real close, but couldn't find an exit hole or any damage. We never found the wire itself. It's like it just dissolved in place. Does this sort of thing happen often? My experience here is limited...

04-12-2007, 09:21 AM	#2
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Quantum tunneling.

04-12-2007, 05:22 PM	#3
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	You all are so lucky. I always wanted big bouncy breasts. I mean....I like mine, they're pert and cute an' all.....but sometimes I would totally swap them for a pair of biguns

04-13-2007, 06:52 AM	#10
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	lol

04-13-2007, 08:37 AM	#12
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	nods ok. I can live with that.

04-17-2007, 08:20 PM	#13
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	I'm having the oddest urge to go make myself a tossed salad.

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