The Most WTF?! Thing You Will Ever See. - Page 4

GunMaster357 · 11-01-2011, 06:19 PM

I had once a colleague who answered his cellular everywhere, even while taking a leak.

Once we caught him at it, every time he went to the john, one of us geeks would mask his number and make a call. He sometimes came back with a few stains on his trousers.

Took him more than a month to find us out.

Sundae · 11-02-2011, 06:05 AM

Wow - not as I remember it at all!

Trilby · 11-02-2011, 06:10 AM

the funniest part is when Clodfobble said there's no way she'd wear heels to the store.

HA!

Me either, Clod. Me either.

Aliantha · 11-02-2011, 06:12 AM

If I were on my way to somewhere I might wear heels to the liquor store. If I were just popping down to pick up a bottle for a saturday arvo chill out, it's be a bonus if I had shoes on at all.

Sundae · 11-02-2011, 06:13 AM

I pronounce the final T in Turandot.
I'd also never wear those heels.

Meh, all this time I thought I was a failure as a woman and in fact it's well-put-together women who have the worst behaviour! I might not look like her, but at least I don't piss like her!

Trilby · 11-02-2011, 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae

I pronounce the final T in Turandot.

infinite monkey · 11-02-2011, 07:24 AM

What happened to all those kittens?

Sundae · 11-02-2011, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

What happened to all those kittens?

Jebus.

infinite monkey · 11-02-2011, 08:43 AM

JEBUS HAS THE KITT-UNS?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Happy Monkey · 11-02-2011, 10:03 AM

Their baby will be powerful.

Unless she trades it to a witch.

Gravdigr · 11-02-2011, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha

...for a saturday arvo chill out...

What in the Australian fuck is an "arvo chill out"?

Sundae · 11-02-2011, 01:34 PM

Alcohol after noon. Particularly on a weekend.

classicman · 11-02-2011, 02:06 PM

Perhaps a BBQ as well..

footfootfoot · 11-02-2011, 04:06 PM

Australia is where I wanna be.

ZenGum · 11-03-2011, 06:38 AM

arvo is just afternoon.

Ali does paint a very nice picture, though. I mean, you might slip some thongs on if you're a bit posh, but if it is hot or near the beach, meh.

11-01-2011, 06:19 PM	#46
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	I had once a colleague who answered his cellular everywhere, even while taking a leak. Once we caught him at it, every time he went to the john, one of us geeks would mask his number and make a call. He sometimes came back with a few stains on his trousers. Took him more than a month to find us out. __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

11-02-2011, 06:05 AM	#47
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Wow - not as I remember it at all! __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

11-02-2011, 06:10 AM	#48
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	the funniest part is when Clodfobble said there's no way she'd wear heels to the store. HA! Me either, Clod. Me either. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

11-02-2011, 06:12 AM	#49
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	If I were on my way to somewhere I might wear heels to the liquor store. If I were just popping down to pick up a bottle for a saturday arvo chill out, it's be a bonus if I had shoes on at all. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-02-2011, 06:13 AM	#50
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I pronounce the final T in Turandot. I'd also never wear those heels. Meh, all this time I thought I was a failure as a woman and in fact it's well-put-together women who have the worst behaviour! I might not look like her, but at least I don't piss like her! __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

11-02-2011, 07:24 AM	#52
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	What happened to all those kittens?

11-02-2011, 08:43 AM	#54
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	JEBUS HAS THE KITT-UNS? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

11-02-2011, 10:03 AM	#55
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Their baby will be powerful. Unless she trades it to a witch. Attached Images __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

11-02-2011, 01:34 PM	#57
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Alcohol after noon. Particularly on a weekend. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

11-02-2011, 02:06 PM	#58
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Perhaps a BBQ as well.. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

11-02-2011, 04:06 PM	#59
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Australia is where I wanna be. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

11-03-2011, 06:38 AM	#60
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	arvo is just afternoon. Ali does paint a very nice picture, though. I mean, you might slip some thongs on if you're a bit posh, but if it is hot or near the beach, meh. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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