Tasteless Jokes

[Nuttin Sacred]

Originally Posted by Nic Name

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So using the logic here we have the ability to distinguish between a 'normal' crime....

A white guy beating a white guy to death with a baseball bat

Or a hate crime....

A white guy beating a black guy to death with a baseball bat.

One is of course, by nature, NOT hateful.

[jaguar]

a situation that colors people's judgment

<insert lame pun here>

[j03L10T]

Originally posted by sycamore
"Badgers?!"

"Badgers?!"

"We don't need no stinking badgers!"

In fact, I remember writing about teaching poodles to fly. So much to remember, so little aspirin. There is already a parody of the movie "8 mile" on it's way I forgot about starring my man- adam sandler. This makes feel so much better about the whole "white rap" movement altogether, ugh. I'm so much older now.

The joke sycamore was talking about goes something like this:

<b>What's the difference between a priest and acne?</b>

Acne waits until you're a teenager before it comes on your face.

And here's one that's similar to another I posted earlier:

<b>How can you tell if your roommate is gay?</b>

He gets hard when you fuck him.

[j03L10T]

I was wondering what all of that "proper" medical terminology and psycho jargin was doing here but I just didn't have the patience to read those posts. I just come here to have fun, and try to share with others things they might not otherwise know about the entertainment industry. Sycamore has a heck of a poetry page if nobody else has thought to check out his profile. I for one like to know who I am talking to before I attempt to prescribe any sort of advice whatsoever.

I picked this up a while ago on Slashdot and laughed so hard at it that I nearly cried.

Secret Geek Handshake
<ol><li>Push up your coke-bottle glasses with the white cloth tape over the bridge
<li>Wipe your nose on your sleeve while surreptitiously looking down to make sure your pocket protector and all your pens are in order
<li>Look back up quickly, tossing back your greasy Bill Gates unkempt-style hair to one side, for a better view
<li>Nervously extend the left hand and then utter the sacred oath “Uh… oh, wrong hand, heh.”
<li>Extend a cold, extremely clammy right hand while tucking your left hand into pocket and slouching, all the time grinning like you did in that really bad driver’s license photo.
<li>Grasp unsteadily and pump weakly once before trying to remove hand while other party is still trying to shake.
</ol>

[Tobiasly]

Syc, you gonna tell us what that picture you drew is?

[elSicomoro]

Three Klansmen looking at a nigger in a well.

[elSicomoro]

Originally posted by j03L10T
Sycamore has a heck of a poetry page if nobody else has thought to check out his profile. I for one like to know who I am talking to before I attempt to prescribe any sort of advice whatsoever.

Thanks joe.

[j03L10T]

THAT is so hillarious! Kinda makes me think of southpark. In my "dream" world, there would be no klan, or southern baptists, nor baptists for that matter. Generally speaking, they take the written contents of the bible as literal truth. There is no such thing as a man with ten heads and four spines with feathers. blahblahblahblahblahgrrr

[j03L10T]

Originally posted by sycamore


Thanks joe.

You betcha'.

: )

[That Guy]

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon?

[j03L10T]

Originally posted by blowmeetheclown
How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon?

You can fit 'em in a Volkswagon one at a time. All it takes is some measuring tape and a pen and paper; )

I dunno, how many?

[Nic Name]

[Tobiasly]

OK, Nic guesses 24. I'm gonna be a little more conservative and say, oh, 18. What's the correct answer?