Swords don't kill people - Page 6

Big Sarge · 01-20-2013, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

I can barely keep up in this thread.

Simple: This thread is about the inherent danger of assault swords. What did you think we were talking about??

Rhianne · 01-20-2013, 05:26 PM

The average human has less than two legs.

Glinda · 01-21-2013, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Rhianne

The average human has less than two legs.

It's fewer!

The average human has FEWER than two legs. ARGH!!

Wait. What?

sexobon · 01-20-2013, 09:20 PM

Double edged assault swords should be banned. What does the average person need with a sword that was designed for just one purpose ... slaying dragons. Swords should be limited to one sharp edge and the tip should be blunted. Only blood thirsty Black Knight wannabes need to both slash AND thrust.

DanaC · 01-21-2013, 03:41 AM

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Originally Posted by sexobon

Double edged assault swords should be banned. What does the average person need with a sword that was designed for just one purpose ... slaying dragons. Swords should be limited to one sharp edge and the tip should be blunted. Only blood thirsty Black Knight wannabes need to both slash AND thrust.

*snort*

Trilby · 01-21-2013, 06:45 AM

I don't know about the rest of the women here but I like both slash and thrust.

Spexxvet · 01-21-2013, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Rhianne

The average human has less than two legs.

True or false: A person has one arm.

True, but usually a person has a second one, as well.

Griff · 01-22-2013, 05:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

True or false: A person has one arm.

True, but usually a person has a second one, as well.

I deny your definition of person.

Clodfobble · 01-21-2013, 09:51 PM

Only if you assume they're missing one whole leg. I propose that in the case of partial limbs, it is, in fact, "less" leg.

ZenGum · 01-21-2013, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Only if you assume they're missing one whole leg. I propose that in the case of partial limbs, it is, in fact, "less" leg.

... but as soon as you put the "s" on "legs" you're treating it as countable.
1.8 legs is fewer than 2.0 legs.

ZenGum · 01-21-2013, 10:47 PM

Oh and most swords are honest, law abiding swords. It is only a small few callous and cruel swords which do this.

Swords don't kill people, only bastard swords kill people.

On a roll of 14 or higher on a d20.

DanaC · 01-22-2013, 05:36 AM

I deny your definition of definition.

Griff · 01-22-2013, 05:37 AM

I reject your definition of deny.

ZenGum · 01-22-2013, 07:11 AM

I object to you subjecting rejecting to objectification.

DanaC · 01-22-2013, 07:26 AM

Objection denied!

01-21-2013, 06:45 AM	#6
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01-21-2013, 09:51 PM	#9
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01-21-2013, 10:47 PM	#11
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Oh and most swords are honest, law abiding swords. It is only a small few callous and cruel swords which do this. Swords don't kill people, only bastard swords kill people. On a roll of 14 or higher on a d20. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

01-22-2013, 05:37 AM	#13
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I reject your definition of deny. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

01-22-2013, 07:11 AM	#14
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I object to you subjecting rejecting to objectification. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

01-20-2013, 05:26 PM	#2
Rhianne Nearly done. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Teetering on the edge. Posts: 1,134	The average human has less than two legs.

01-20-2013, 09:20 PM	#4
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Double edged assault swords should be banned. What does the average person need with a sword that was designed for just one purpose ... slaying dragons. Swords should be limited to one sharp edge and the tip should be blunted. Only blood thirsty Black Knight wannabes need to both slash AND thrust.

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