Cellar tan lines - Page 7

lumberjim · 11-03-2008, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by morethanpretty

Most people don't believe it but my mom is about 1/4 Native American, .

this is probably why you like the Fire Water so much, squaw.

Treasenuak · 10-30-2008, 09:29 AM

-sniffles- I miss tanning. I had PERFECT tan lines immediately after moving Stateside from Hawaii... but neither Georgia nor Tennessee is very good for tanning. Although on the plus, if I'm still here in Tennessee this summer, there's enough space to tan nekkid...

TheMercenary · 10-30-2008, 12:48 PM

The wife only has lower tan lines. We have a very private back yard.

Elspode · 10-30-2008, 10:07 PM

Trease...don't they have tanning booths in TN?

richlevy · 11-01-2008, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary

The wife only has lower tan lines. We have a very private back yard.

Then why stop at lower? It's either private or it's not.

TheMercenary · 11-02-2008, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by richlevy

Then why stop at lower? It's either private or it's not.

It is a matter of choice I guess. It just the way she does it. WW doesn't cover that much anyway.

Sundae · 10-31-2008, 08:08 AM

Trease, don't do it!
(booths or real sun)

Pale and interesting is far more healthy, and there's always the NSFW thread, even if you can't participate in this one.

Shame on you Els.

Treasenuak · 10-31-2008, 08:56 AM

I am adamnatly against paying for something I can get the sun to do naturally. Plus, whenever I decide to go redhead, it looks better with the pale skin :P And I will be participating in the NSFW thread, when I can get the housemate to take pics! (He's been trying to avoid doing so lol)

HungLikeJesus · 11-01-2008, 09:57 AM

They have big snakes in their private back yard.

richlevy · 11-01-2008, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

They have big snakes in their private back yard.

Naah, that's just Merc bragging.

Big Sarge · 11-02-2008, 12:09 PM

MTP - Does that make you an octaroon? (J/K, remember the earlier thread about racial definitions)

On a serious note, have you established your tribal affiliation? At 1/8th, you are eligible for numerous educational programs. Also, some of the wealthier tribes give dividends to members based upon revenues from the gaming industry and natural resource sales.

10-30-2008, 12:48 PM	#3
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	The wife only has lower tan lines. We have a very private back yard. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

10-30-2008, 10:07 PM	#4
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Trease...don't they have tanning booths in TN? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-31-2008, 08:08 AM	#7
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Trease, don't do it! (booths or real sun) Pale and interesting is far more healthy, and there's always the NSFW thread, even if you can't participate in this one. Shame on you Els. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

11-01-2008, 09:57 AM	#9
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	They have big snakes in their private back yard. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

10-30-2008, 09:29 AM	#2
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	-sniffles- I miss tanning. I had PERFECT tan lines immediately after moving Stateside from Hawaii... but neither Georgia nor Tennessee is very good for tanning. Although on the plus, if I'm still here in Tennessee this summer, there's enough space to tan nekkid...

10-31-2008, 08:56 AM	#8
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	I am adamnatly against paying for something I can get the sun to do naturally. Plus, whenever I decide to go redhead, it looks better with the pale skin :P And I will be participating in the NSFW thread, when I can get the housemate to take pics! (He's been trying to avoid doing so lol)

11-02-2008, 12:09 PM	#11
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	MTP - Does that make you an octaroon? (J/K, remember the earlier thread about racial definitions) On a serious note, have you established your tribal affiliation? At 1/8th, you are eligible for numerous educational programs. Also, some of the wealthier tribes give dividends to members based upon revenues from the gaming industry and natural resource sales.

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