Tiki Bitches About... - Page 9

04-10-2009, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

who are you talking to? who is 'You' in that quote?

Sorry, went back and fixed in after you posted... was talking to CM.

zippyt · 04-10-2009, 03:24 PM

I like the squirt gun idea. when she yammers, squirt her. but don't laugh afterward, just go back to being quiet.

Or a Laundry basket full of tennis balls

Flint · 04-10-2009, 03:33 PM

I had a yowling cat that I used the "squirt bottle and a handful of shoes" method with: squirt squirt squirt until out of range and then start launching shoes until the cat is under a piece of furniture in the room farthest from you...throw an extra few shoes just to "set" the under-furniture position.

LabRat · 04-10-2009, 03:35 PM

Works with yowling kids too.

Flint · 04-10-2009, 03:37 PM

The principal difference is that kids are smart enough to remember what the squirt bottle looks like.
Downside: they cower in fear when you're just picking up shoes out of the floor before vacuuming.

LabRat · 04-10-2009, 03:39 PM

Your downside is my bonus effect.

Flint · 04-10-2009, 03:42 PM

Your backside is my bonus effect.

04-10-2009, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

I like the squirt gun idea. when she yammers, squirt her. but don't laugh afterward, just go back to being quiet.

This might actually work! Or make her cry. Either way.

LabRat · 04-10-2009, 04:03 PM

win win

Nirvana · 04-10-2009, 04:21 PM

I love to see sociopathic hyperbole in the morning...:p

04-10-2009, 04:28 PM

It says something about a person when they think a dislike of moron-babble and a desire to maintain personal boundaries is "sociopathic"... tell me, do you also enjoy shopping malls and reality shows?

zippyt · 04-10-2009, 04:30 PM

No she has Cows

04-10-2009, 04:34 PM

Sounds painful!

Nirvana · 04-10-2009, 04:35 PM

Newsflash! Not every comment on this thread is for or directed at you

zippyt · 04-10-2009, 04:38 PM

But Vana , Its ALL About the TIKI !!!

04-10-2009, 03:24 PM	#122
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	I like the squirt gun idea. when she yammers, squirt her. but don't laugh afterward, just go back to being quiet. Or a Laundry basket full of tennis balls __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

04-10-2009, 03:33 PM	#123
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	I had a yowling cat that I used the "squirt bottle and a handful of shoes" method with: squirt squirt squirt until out of range and then start launching shoes until the cat is under a piece of furniture in the room farthest from you...throw an extra few shoes just to "set" the under-furniture position. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

04-10-2009, 03:35 PM	#124
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	Works with yowling kids too. __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

04-10-2009, 03:37 PM	#125
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	The principal difference is that kids are smart enough to remember what the squirt bottle looks like. Downside: they cower in fear when you're just picking up shoes out of the floor before vacuuming. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

04-10-2009, 03:39 PM	#126
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	Your downside is my bonus effect. __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

04-10-2009, 03:42 PM	#127
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Your backside is my bonus effect. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

04-10-2009, 04:03 PM	#129
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	win win __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

04-10-2009, 04:21 PM	#130
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	I love to see sociopathic hyperbole in the morning...:p __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

04-10-2009, 04:28 PM	#131
Tiki Guest Posts: n/a	It says something about a person when they think a dislike of moron-babble and a desire to maintain personal boundaries is "sociopathic"... tell me, do you also enjoy shopping malls and reality shows?

04-10-2009, 04:30 PM	#132
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	No she has Cows __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

04-10-2009, 04:34 PM	#133
Tiki Guest Posts: n/a	Sounds painful!

04-10-2009, 04:35 PM	#134
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Newsflash! Not every comment on this thread is for or directed at you __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

04-10-2009, 04:38 PM	#135
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	But Vana , Its ALL About the TIKI !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

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