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Old 10-12-2020, 08:22 PM   #1
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How much wine am I supposed to drink?

There are no directions on the bottle.
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Old 10-12-2020, 08:31 PM   #2
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There's a reason you can't get the cork back in.
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Old 10-12-2020, 08:37 PM   #3
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It probably says 750ml on the outside....
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Old 10-12-2020, 08:42 PM   #4
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It says that on the outside but there's nothing left on the inside
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Old 10-12-2020, 08:43 PM   #5
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There's a reason you can't get the cork back in.
I could barely get it off the corkscrew.
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Old 10-14-2020, 11:22 PM   #6
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Maybe you want a better corkscrew. Was it really that stiff to unscrew?

I only buy the worm type, never the auger type.
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Old 10-14-2020, 11:41 PM   #7
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If it's as stiff to unscrew as to screw, you might want to reduce the little blue pills.

If you're buying the worm type, you might want to increase them.
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Old 10-16-2020, 09:20 PM   #8
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The last wine I bought was Mogen David Blackberry. 3 liter bottle, I think.

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It was ~$18.

So, it depends on how much wine money ya got?

Screw cap, btw. Screw a cork. (<--See that thar, what I did?) Ya snooty bastidges.
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Old 10-17-2020, 03:42 PM   #9
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Isn't that like syrupy-sweet? 10% alcohol could mean that there are a lot of unfermented sugars or that it wasn't so sweet to begin with. I'm guessing it's the former.
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Old 10-17-2020, 04:30 PM   #10
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There are no directions on the bottle.
Until I saw Gravdigr's party bottle, I'd always considered wine to be delivered in single sitting containers, irrespective of the number of wineglasses involved.

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Old 10-17-2020, 07:55 PM   #11
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Isn't that like syrupy-sweet?
Horribly so. And thick.

I use a really tall, fat glass, and, hang on for this now, pour it over ice.[/redneck] Yeah, I know.

It thins the stuff down from being overly thick.
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Old 10-17-2020, 08:04 PM   #12
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Mix that with sprite and you're boujie
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Old 10-18-2020, 11:49 PM   #13
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nah, boujie requires La Croix
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Old 10-19-2020, 08:09 AM   #14
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Ah, oui.
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Old 10-19-2020, 02:31 PM   #15
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Seltzer and ice and it would be like grape soda for (almost) grownups.
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