Jesus Loves You !

03-14-2007, 04:32 PM

The time has come," Jesus said. "The kingdom of God is near. Repent

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son,that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. 17For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him. 18Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because he has not believed in the name of God's one and only Son. 19This is the verdict: Light has come into the world, but men loved darkness instead of light because their deeds were evil. 20Everyone who does evil hates the light, and will not come into the light for fear that his deeds will be exposed. 21But whoever lives by the truth comes into the light, so that it may be seen plainly that what he has done has been done through God

glatt · 03-14-2007, 04:40 PM

I think the time has come to ban this person.

Elspode · 03-14-2007, 04:42 PM

Jesus loves you so much that he allows some of his "celibate" employees to actually demonstrate to you, physically, how much he does, in fact, love you. The demonstrations start out when you're pretty young, though, so don't forget to talk to your kids about the birds, bees and Jesus.

Cloud · 03-14-2007, 05:24 PM

wow. Jesus likes spam.

who knew?

lumberjim · 03-14-2007, 05:27 PM

invoketh the single issue hammer clause and smite this wanker.

Happy Monkey · 03-14-2007, 05:32 PM

Location:
BUCAREST - ROMANIA
Interests:
HOLY BIBLE

HungLikeJesus · 03-14-2007, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cloud

wow. Jesus likes spam.

who knew?

I really think that Jesus prefers Mexican food. I will ask him this weekend at dinner.

03-14-2007, 09:06 PM

Noooo.... I think we should discuss this.

lumberjim · 03-14-2007, 09:08 PM

discuss what?

03-14-2007, 09:16 PM

That Jesus loves me &/or the kingdom of god is near.
Reasonable discussion to have.

HungLikeJesus · 03-14-2007, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkzenrage

That Jesus loves me &/or the kingdom of god is near.
Reasonable discussion to have.

You? I thought for sure that he loved my neighbor - when her husband was out of town.

freshnesschronic · 03-14-2007, 10:42 PM

this bot didn't even capitalize He or His......great use of honoring Jesus by degrading his pronoun!!!

HungLikeJesus · 03-14-2007, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freshnesschronic

this bot didn't even capitalize He or His......great use of honoring Jesus by degrading his pronoun!!!

But neither did you!

By the way, in the English language pronouns are not capitalized, not even personal ones.

(P.S. What's a bot?)

freshnesschronic · 03-14-2007, 11:54 PM

i'm a pagan, I'm a heathen, the church will dispose of me don't worry about it

03-15-2007, 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

You? I thought for sure that he loved my neighbor - when her husband was out of town.

I smoke stogies with Jesus on Wed. and used to drink with his cousin.

03-14-2007, 04:32 PM	#1
Mircea.Gabriel Guest Posts: n/a	Jesus Loves You ! The time has come," Jesus said. "The kingdom of God is near. Repent For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son,that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. 17For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him. 18Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because he has not believed in the name of God's one and only Son. 19This is the verdict: Light has come into the world, but men loved darkness instead of light because their deeds were evil. 20Everyone who does evil hates the light, and will not come into the light for fear that his deeds will be exposed. 21But whoever lives by the truth comes into the light, so that it may be seen plainly that what he has done has been done through God

03-14-2007, 04:42 PM	#3
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Jesus loves you so much that he allows some of his "celibate" employees to actually demonstrate to you, physically, how much he does, in fact, love you. The demonstrations start out when you're pretty young, though, so don't forget to talk to your kids about the birds, bees and Jesus. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

03-14-2007, 05:24 PM	#4
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	wow. Jesus likes spam. who knew? __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

03-14-2007, 05:27 PM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	invoketh the single issue hammer clause and smite this wanker. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-14-2007, 05:32 PM	#6
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Location: BUCAREST - ROMANIA Interests: HOLY BIBLE __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

03-14-2007, 04:40 PM	#2
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I think the time has come to ban this person.

03-14-2007, 09:06 PM	#8
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	Noooo.... I think we should discuss this.

03-14-2007, 09:08 PM	#9
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	discuss what? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-14-2007, 09:16 PM	#10
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	That Jesus loves me &/or the kingdom of god is near. Reasonable discussion to have.

03-14-2007, 10:42 PM	#12
freshnesschronic Professor Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,555	this bot didn't even capitalize He or His......great use of honoring Jesus by degrading his pronoun!!!

03-14-2007, 11:54 PM	#14
freshnesschronic Professor Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,555	i'm a pagan, I'm a heathen, the church will dispose of me don't worry about it

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