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To shreds, you say?
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How much wine am I supposed to drink?
There are no directions on the bottle.
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10-12-2020, 09:31 PM
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I can hear my ears
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There's a reason you can't get the cork back in.
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10-12-2020, 09:37 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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It probably says 750ml on the outside....
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10-12-2020, 09:42 PM
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It says that on the outside but there's nothing left on the inside
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10-12-2020, 09:43 PM
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10-15-2020, 12:22 AM
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Maybe you want a better corkscrew. Was it really that stiff to unscrew?
I only buy the worm type, never the auger type.
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10-15-2020, 12:41 AM
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I hear them call the tide
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If it's as stiff to unscrew as to screw, you might want to reduce the little blue pills.
If you're buying the worm type, you might want to increase them.
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10-16-2020, 10:20 PM
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The last wine I bought was Mogen David Blackberry. 3 liter bottle, I think.
It was ~$18. So, it depends on how much wine money ya got? Screw cap, btw. Screw a cork. (<--See that thar, what I did?  ) Ya snooty bastidges.
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10-17-2020, 04:42 PM
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Isn't that like syrupy-sweet? 10% alcohol could mean that there are a lot of unfermented sugars or that it wasn't so sweet to begin with. I'm guessing it's the former.
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10-17-2020, 05:30 PM
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10-17-2020, 08:55 PM
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I use a really tall, fat glass, and, hang on for this now, pour it over ice.[/redneck] Yeah, I know.  It thins the stuff down from being overly thick.
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10-17-2020, 09:04 PM
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Mix that with sprite and you're boujie
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10-19-2020, 12:49 AM
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nah, boujie requires La Croix
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10-19-2020, 09:09 AM
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Ah, oui.
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10-19-2020, 03:31 PM
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Seltzer and ice and it would be like grape soda for (almost) grownups.
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