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08-23-2011, 10:46 PM | #1 |
I hear them call the tide
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Fun sayings and phrases
maybe putdowns...
I hadn't heard this before and loved it... "her breath was so bad it could knock a buzzard off of a sh*te wagon" I'm saving that.... and I just read this "...urge to walk across the floor and slap her sister stupid. One whack would probably suffice"
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08-23-2011, 10:50 PM | #2 |
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08-24-2011, 12:27 AM | #3 |
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I've taught my 3 and 4 year old kids to use the phrase "as the Dickens"
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08-24-2011, 02:06 AM | #4 |
Doctor Wtf
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The phrase "butt-fuck an antelope" crossed my mind a few days ago, merely as a general cuss. No idea why. It has a good rhythm though.
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08-24-2011, 02:40 AM | #5 |
the big Cheese
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mrs. G's aunt ( who lived thru the Blitz ) was a fan of "bless her cotton socks"
( cotton socks indicated simple-plain ) |
08-24-2011, 04:26 AM | #6 |
Slattern of the Swail
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when my sister and I want to be snarky we arch our eyebrows and say "She's no better than she should be!"
I saw The Help over the weekend and Allison Janney's character says, "Your sister is upsetting my cancerous ulcers!"
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08-24-2011, 04:08 PM | #7 |
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"If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass when he hopped"
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08-28-2013, 09:47 AM | #8 |
The Un-Tuckian
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I came across this list of updated sayings/phrases/adages:
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