Hi everyone! Stupid newbie here!

LovelyMaria · 04-13-2010, 03:55 PM

Hey everyone. Just wanted to introduce myself. My name is Maria and I'm a stupid newbie (at least that's what they refer to new people at SA, but whatever).

Message me if ya like....or don't. Either way, good to be here.

DanaC · 04-13-2010, 04:01 PM

Hallo Maria

Welcome to the Cellar ... mind the gap.

classicman · 04-13-2010, 04:04 PM

You shop at the Gap Dana?

Oh and hello - by the way, what is SA?

Flint · 04-13-2010, 04:05 PM

Pics or you didn't happen.

DanaC · 04-13-2010, 04:08 PM

Loooong time since I bought any Gap gear. These days it's usually Next, Matalan, TK-Maxx, New Look, or small designer outlets (like Sweet Fanny Adams in town)

fargon · 04-13-2010, 04:12 PM

Hi Maria you will now be required to take a test. Lumberjim will administer the test, there are no rite answers. You have to post a picture of your self. and Enjoy the madness!

DanaC · 04-13-2010, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fargon

Hi Maria you will now be required to take a test. Lumberjim will administer the test, there are no rite answers. You have to post a picture of your self. and Enjoy the madness!

Oooer!

LovelyMaria · 04-13-2010, 04:32 PM

Uh...well...here's a slightly disguised version of me next to a cat's face on a wookie's body. That work?

lumberjim · 04-13-2010, 04:47 PM

such pressure....

1. When you dance, do you really dance?

2. Pronounce "My Dixie Wrecked" to anyone in the room

3. What weighs more, 40 lbs of feathers or my heid?

4. How do you spell spigot?

5. what color is the number 2?

6. hotdog: Ketchup or Mustard?

7.

silver, wet, rusty

8. What is the best thing you could ever eat for breakfast?

9. What's that on your desk?

10. high five!

Gravdigr · 04-13-2010, 05:05 PM

I just LOVE stupid newbies!!

Just kidding, welcome to da Cellar.

Shawnee123 · 04-13-2010, 05:08 PM

I've just met a girl named Maria!

Welcome!

fargon · 04-13-2010, 05:13 PM

The pic is PURRRFECT.

Datalyss · 04-13-2010, 06:04 PM

Welcome, Maria. Hope you have a thick skin. You'll need one to survive here.

DanaC · 04-13-2010, 06:16 PM

*pokes datalyss in the eye*

Ha!

glatt · 04-13-2010, 06:18 PM

Welcome!

04-13-2010, 03:55 PM	#1
LovelyMaria Recruit or Something Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 5	Hi everyone! Stupid newbie here! Hey everyone. Just wanted to introduce myself. My name is Maria and I'm a stupid newbie (at least that's what they refer to new people at SA, but whatever). Message me if ya like....or don't. Either way, good to be here.

04-13-2010, 04:04 PM	#3
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	You shop at the Gap Dana? Oh and hello - by the way, what is SA? __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

04-13-2010, 04:05 PM	#4
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Pics or you didn't happen. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

04-13-2010, 04:12 PM	#6
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Hi Maria you will now be required to take a test. Lumberjim will administer the test, there are no rite answers. You have to post a picture of your self. and Enjoy the madness! __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

04-13-2010, 04:47 PM	#9
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	such pressure.... 1. When you dance, do you really dance? 2. Pronounce "My Dixie Wrecked" to anyone in the room 3. What weighs more, 40 lbs of feathers or my heid? 4. How do you spell spigot? 5. what color is the number 2? 6. hotdog: Ketchup or Mustard? 7. silver, wet, rusty 8. What is the best thing you could ever eat for breakfast? 9. What's that on your desk? 10. high five! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-13-2010, 04:32 PM	#8
LovelyMaria Recruit or Something Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 5	Uh...well...here's a slightly disguised version of me next to a cat's face on a wookie's body. That work?

04-13-2010, 05:05 PM	#10
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I just LOVE stupid newbies!! Just kidding, welcome to da Cellar. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-13-2010, 05:08 PM	#11
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I've just met a girl named Maria! Welcome! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

04-13-2010, 05:13 PM	#12
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	The pic is PURRRFECT. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

04-13-2010, 06:04 PM	#13
Datalyss Huh? Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Gallman, MS, USA Posts: 384	Welcome, Maria. Hope you have a thick skin. You'll need one to survive here.

04-13-2010, 06:18 PM	#15
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Welcome!

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